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Teri bari hay attendence lagwa
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa
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