Teri bari hay attendence lagwa

Hindi April Fools SMS, Hindi Insult SMS

A classroom roll-call joke where Pappu, Bablu, and Tinku all answer — and the silence after "Ullu" tells you exactly who should be pressing the button.

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

??
Ullu
??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

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  4. Beti bari ho kar kia bano gi?

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