Teri bari hay attendence lagwa

Hindi April Fools SMS, Hindi Insult SMS

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

??
Ullu
??

Ullu

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teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

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