Pappu ullu ka patha hai

Hindi Funny SMS

Grammar class joke: teacher asks what 'Pappu' is in the sentence about Pappu not talking to girls — a student nails the insult.

Grammar Teacher!
Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai,

Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai?

Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai

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