rook kar dikhaye

Hindi Funny SMS

A grammar class turns into an impossible challenge when a student's future tense answer dares anyone to actually stop it happening.

Teacher:"Mere papa aaj job par gae hain"
Iss ka future tense banao!

Student: Woh kal bhi jaenge,
kisi k baap main himmat hai to rok k dikhae

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