Altaf bhai jab school gaye

Hindi Funny SMS

Teacher asks Altaf Hussain how to divide 4 apples among 5 children; his answer is to just remove one child from the equation.

Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,
5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?

ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

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