Sardar ji, tusse papa ban gaye

Hindi Sardar SMS

Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"

Related SMS

  1. Whom do u like more mama or papa

    2. Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa kid: both Papa: no tell me 1. Kid: both Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go? Kid: paris Papa: this mean u like ur mother? Kid: no. Paris is beautiful then america Papa: if i go paris & ur […]

  2. Phele mai or tum the ab hum ho gaye

    3. Phele mai or tum the ab hum ho gaye wo mere zakhmo ka marham ho gaye.. jab se unse meri shana sayi howi wo mera sarmaya ghum ho gaye wo sar-e-gulshan sanwer kar agaya or sab hi pholo ke sar kham(open) ho gaye dekhiye matlab mera kuch or tha ap to ase hi bharam ho […]

  3. PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

    4. Papa beti sa:- Beti pehlay to tum mujhey papa kehti thein, Laik ab tum mujhey DaD kehti ho,kion? Beti:- Oh DaD, PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

  4. Zinda Hi Maar Gaye.

    5. Dilon Se Khelne Ka Hunar Hamein Nahi Aata, Isliye Ishq Ki Baazi Hum Haar Gaye, Meri Zindagi Se Shayad Unhe Bohot Pyar Tha, Isi Liye Mujhe Zinda Hi Maar Gaye.

  5. Jawani ke din chamkiley ho gaye

    6. Jawani ke din chamkiley ho gaye, husn ke taiwar nookilay ho gaye, hum izhar karney main thoray dhiley ho gaye, AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE....

  6. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

    7. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

  7. Nikhar Gaye Hain Ghulab Saare

    8. Udaas Dil Ki Veeraniyon Mein Bikhar Gaye Hain Ghulab Saare, Yeh Meri Basti Se Kon Guzra Nikhar Gaye Hain Ghulab Saare, Woh Door Ho To Haqeeqaton Par Saraab Ka Ek Gumaan Sa Ho, Woh Pass Ho To Gumaan Ho Ke Haqeeqatein Hain Saraab Saare, Na Jane Kitni Shikayatein Hain Na Jane Kitne Gile Hain Dil […]

  8. Happy Fathers day PaPa

    9. Nind apni bhula ke sulaya humko, Aansu apne gira ke hasaya humko, Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasvir ko, Zamana ma-bap kehta hai jinko.. Happy Fathers Day PAPA

  9. Hum bhi mohabbat kar k gunehgar ho gaye

    10. Hum bhi mohabbat karke gunehgar ho gaye pehle phool the abk khak ho gaye, jab se dekha hai tumhare hasin chehre ko, hum bhi tumhari chahat k talabgar ho gaye.

  10. Yun nazar ki baat aur dil chura gaye

    11. Yun nazar ki baat aur dil chura gaye, Andhero ke saaye mein dhadkan suna gaye, Hum to samjhe the "Ajnabi" aapko, Aap to hume apna bana gaye

  11. Apne pyare papa ko hamara salaam

    12. Mere Khuda tera shukriya, Mere Khuda tera karam, Mere Abbu ki mohabbat ki mohabbat sabse badi.. Yahi dua k rahe uska saya mujhpe rehay! jinki ungli tham k chalna sekah hai jeena har mushkil se bahar nikalna ek din unke naam, apne pyare papa ko hamara salaam happy father’s day.

  12. Hum mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye

    13. Hum mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye, bana bana kar unhe mitate gaye, humain koi na apna bana saka, hum har kisi ko apna banatay gaye

  13. Aapko chah k duniya ki chahat bhul gaye

    14. Aapse milkar khuda ki ibadat bhool gaye, Aapki adayein dekh ke apni aadat bhool gaye. yeh kaisa jaadu kar diya hai aapne Aapko chah k duniya ki chahat bhul gaye

  14. Woh aaj achanak hi yaad aa gaye

    15. Jisay hum kab se bhulaye baithay thay, Woh aaj achanak hi yaad aa gaye, Jis ghum ki barish nay kiya tha barbaad, Usi barish k badal aaj phir cha gaye.

  15. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

    16. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

  16. Mar gaye ham magar khuli rahein aankhain

    17. Zakham itnay gehray hain izhaar kia karain, Hum khud nishana ban gaye hain waar kia karain, Mar gaye ham magar khuli rahein aankhain, Ab is say ziyadah unka intezaar kia karain...

  17. Sardar falling in love!

    18. Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girlfriend:What is this? Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

  18. A sardar goes to a restaurant

    19. A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?

  19. Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se

    20. Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se, Wah wah wah? arz kia he Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se, k 1 din machar hi utha le gaya charpai se

  20. barbad ho gaye bari saadgi say hum

    21. woh aam c shaam thi jab juda huay thay hum, na toot kar pyar kia or na ro sakay hum, na zamany say kuch kaha hum nay, barbad ho gaye bari saadgi say hum...!

  21. Taras gaye aapke deedar ko

    22. Taras gaye aapke deedar ko, Dil phir bhi aap k liye dua karta hai, Hum se to acha aap k ghar ka aaina hai, Jo rooz aapko dekha to karta hai...

  22. Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad

    23. Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad, Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad, Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad, KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

  23. 1 subah memon ki biwi mar gaye

    24. 1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay. Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,¢â‚¬Å“1 banday ka nashta kam banana¢â‚¬Â

  24. chaley gaye they door ek pel key leye

    25. chaley gaye they door ek pel key leye, mager apkey dil key kareeb they her pel key leye, keysey bhulengey apko ek pel key leye, jub khu chukey hai khud ko her pel key leye 

  25. Teri girl friend gaye bazar

    26. twinkle Twinkle little star, teri girl friend gaye bazar, us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar, ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

  26. Altaf bhai jab school gaye

    27. Altaf bhai jab school gaye Teacher ne pucha? mere pas 4 apple hain, 5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein? ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

  27. Nurse, Sardar and blood test

    28. NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

  28. 3 sardar after exam

    29. 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

  29. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

    30. Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

  30. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?

    31. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.

  31. Sardar going to shikaar

    32. Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

  32. Shayari by sardar ji

    33. Shayari by Sardar ji: Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha. Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.

  33. Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

    34. Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?