Sardar ji, tusse papa ban gaye

Hindi Sardar SMS

A Sardar parenthood joke where the new father asks the nurse not to tell his wife about the baby — he wants it to be a surprise.

Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"

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  1. Whom do u like more mama or papa

    2. Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa kid: both Papa: no tell me 1. Kid: both Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go? Kid: paris Papa: this mean u like ur mother? Kid: no. Paris is beautiful then america Papa: if i go paris & ur […]

  2. PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

    3. A daughter switched from calling her dad 'Papa' to 'DaD' — because saying Papa smudges her lipstick. Papa beti sa:- Beti pehlay to tum mujhey papa kehti thein, Laik ab tum mujhey DaD kehti ho,kion? Beti:- Oh DaD, PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

  3. Happy Fathers day PaPa

    4. A warm Roman Urdu Father's Day tribute to a father who traded his own sleep for yours and shed quiet tears so you could laugh. Nind apni bhula ke sulaya humko, Aansu apne gira ke hasaya humko, Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasvir ko, Zamana ma-bap kehta hai jinko.. Happy Fathers Day PAPA

  4. Apne pyare papa ko hamara salaam

    5. A reverential Roman Urdu Father's Day salaam to a father's silent sacrifices, unconditional love, and lifelong presence. Mere Khuda tera shukriya, Mere Khuda tera karam, Mere Abbu ki mohabbat ki mohabbat sabse badi.. Yahi dua k rahe uska saya mujhpe rehay! jinki ungli tham k chalna sekah hai jeena har mushkil se bahar nikalna ek […]

  5. Phele mai or tum the ab hum ho gaye

    6. Phele mai or tum the ab hum ho gaye wo mere zakhmo ka marham ho gaye.. jab se unse meri shana sayi howi wo mera sarmaya ghum ho gaye wo sar-e-gulshan sanwer kar agaya or sab hi pholo ke sar kham(open) ho gaye dekhiye matlab mera kuch or tha ap to ase hi bharam ho […]

  6. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

    7. A child calls his dad a coward for holding his hand crossing the road — and refuses to see it any other way. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

  7. Nurse, Sardar and blood test

    8. NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

  8. Zinda Hi Maar Gaye.

    9. Dilon Se Khelne Ka Hunar Hamein Nahi Aata, Isliye Ishq Ki Baazi Hum Haar Gaye, Meri Zindagi Se Shayad Unhe Bohot Pyar Tha, Isi Liye Mujhe Zinda Hi Maar Gaye.

  9. Jawani ke din chamkiley ho gaye

    10. Jawani ke din chamkiley ho gaye, husn ke taiwar nookilay ho gaye, hum izhar karney main thoray dhiley ho gaye, AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE....

  10. A sardar goes to a restaurant

    11. A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?

  11. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

    12. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

  12. Nikhar Gaye Hain Ghulab Saare

    13. Udaas Dil Ki Veeraniyon Mein Bikhar Gaye Hain Ghulab Saare, Yeh Meri Basti Se Kon Guzra Nikhar Gaye Hain Ghulab Saare, Woh Door Ho To Haqeeqaton Par Saraab Ka Ek Gumaan Sa Ho, Woh Pass Ho To Gumaan Ho Ke Haqeeqatein Hain Saraab Saare, Na Jane Kitni Shikayatein Hain Na Jane Kitne Gile Hain Dil […]

  13. Yun nazar ki baat aur dil chura gaye

    14. Yun nazar ki baat aur dil chura gaye, Andhero ke saaye mein dhadkan suna gaye, Hum to samjhe the "Ajnabi" aapko, Aap to hume apna bana gaye

  14. Sardar garmi lagay to kia kartay ho?

    15. A Sardar heat joke where the solution to feeling uncomfortably warm while sitting beside an air conditioner is to consider turning it on. Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to? Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p

  15. Hum bhi mohabbat kar k gunehgar ho gaye

    16. An Urdu verse about falling completely for someone. For the feeling of loving so hard it feels like total surrender. Hum bhi mohabbat karke gunehgar ho gaye pehle phool the abk khak ho gaye, jab se dekha hai tumhare hasin chehre ko, hum bhi tumhari chahat k talabgar ho gaye.

  16. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

    17. Wife reports husband missing for a week after going to buy potatoes; the sardar inspector tells her to just cook something else. Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

  17. Hum mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye

    18. Hum mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye, bana bana kar unhe mitate gaye, humain koi na apna bana saka, hum har kisi ko apna banatay gaye

  18. Aapko chah k duniya ki chahat bhul gaye

    19. Aapse milkar khuda ki ibadat bhool gaye, Aapki adayein dekh ke apni aadat bhool gaye. yeh kaisa jaadu kar diya hai aapne Aapko chah k duniya ki chahat bhul gaye

  19. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay

    20. A Sardar fare-negotiation joke where he wins the price argument by agreeing to take on the rickshaw driver's job himself. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Riksha wala: 50.. Sardar: 20 lelo.. Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

  20. Altaf bhai jab school gaye

    21. Teacher asks Altaf Hussain how to divide 4 apples among 5 children; his answer is to just remove one child from the equation. Altaf bhai jab school gaye Teacher ne pucha? mere pas 4 apple hain, 5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein? ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

  21. Sardar going to shikaar

    22. Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

  22. Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .

    23. A Sardar restaurant joke where the waiter's answers about a chicken's missing body parts become progressively pointed — the last one landing the real insult. Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai . Waiter-Murga Langda si. Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai. Waiter-Murghi lay gai. Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai.. Waiter-Murga sardar si

  23. Sardar falling in love!

    24. Sardar tells his girlfriend 'I love you' and falls to the floor — literally demonstrating what falling in love means. Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girlfriend:What is this? Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

  24. Woh aaj achanak hi yaad aa gaye

    25. Jisay hum kab se bhulaye baithay thay, Woh aaj achanak hi yaad aa gaye, Jis ghum ki barish nay kiya tha barbaad, Usi barish k badal aaj phir cha gaye.

  25. Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha!

    26. A Sardar umbrella joke where the hole in the canopy is not a fault to be repaired but a deliberate weather-detection mechanism. Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

  26. Sardar on date with his girlfriend

    27. A Sardar date-prep joke built on a Punjabi wordplay misunderstanding about what it means for something to look "balanced." Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha k har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

  27. 1 subah memon ki biwi mar gaye

    28. Memon's wife dies in the morning; he rushes to the kitchen and tells his daughter to cook one fewer breakfast. 1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay. Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

  28. Sardar: india ka flag dikhao...

    29. A Sardar joke where a request to see India's national flag prompts an entirely reasonable follow-up question about available color options. Sardar to Shopkeeper:- Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya. Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

  29. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

    30. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

  30. Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?

    31. A sardar joke where B.A. gets read backwards and taken literally. Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho? Friend : B.A. Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte‚¦

  31. 3 sardar after exam

    32. A classic Roman Urdu Sardar joke where three students all claim they left their papers blank — until the third one reveals the twist. 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

  32. Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

    33. A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.

  33. Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate

    34. A Sardar joke where a man studies his marriage certificate for a full hour, unable to locate the one piece of information he's looking for. Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha. Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil […]