A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

Misc SMS Jokes, Sardar SMS

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

Related SMS

  1. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

    2. A sardar joke about a sleepless train night and a misunderstood berth exchange. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

  2. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

    3. Wife reports husband missing for a week after going to buy potatoes; the sardar inspector tells her to just cook something else. Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

  3. Fatman sitting in a train cabin

    4. A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

  4. Waiting 4 my sms?

    5. R U Waiting 4 My Msg? .-*-. ( '.' ) =(,,)=(,,)= Shoo Shweeeeet.. Dont Worry. How Can I Forget U? HERE Comes My Wish. Eid Mubarak

  5. A Friend Waiting For A Break Up

    6. A Relationship Has : . . . A Girl.. A Boy.. An Ex Trying To Mess It Up.. & A Friend Waiting For A Break Up

  6. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.

    7. A Sardar lies on train tracks citing a past near-miss with a plane as evidence he's completely invincible. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

  7. Aisi apni wife ho

    8. Aisi apni wife ho aisi apni wife ho 5.5 jiski hight ho jeans jiski tight ho chehra jiska bright ho waight main thori light ho umer main diffrence slight ho thori se woh quite ho to mamorable her ek night ho aisi apni wife ho sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey bheer main sub […]

  8. I was waiting the night to see the moon

    9. I was waiting the night to see the moon it didn't appear so i called the sky 2 ask where the moon is? It told me the moon is reading your sms:) Good night and sweet dreams

  9. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

    10. A thief steals a Sardar's phone and runs — Sardar laughs, because the charger is still in his pocket and he knows exactly what that means. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere […]

  10. Sardar on date with his girlfriend

    11. A Sardar date-prep joke built on a Punjabi wordplay misunderstanding about what it means for something to look "balanced." Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha k har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

  11. Sardar ji, tusse papa ban gaye

    12. A Sardar parenthood joke where the new father asks the nurse not to tell his wife about the baby — he wants it to be a surprise. Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye.." Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"

  12. Sardar going to shikaar

    13. Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

  13. Cricket match, Wife and husband

    14. A husband picks the worst moment to ask his wife how he looks — right as a batsman hits a six on television. Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, "DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi' CHAKKAAAA!!!

  14. Happy New Year My Wife: Wishes & Messages for Wife

    15. For the woman who kept the house, the family and you going all year. Choose a romantic, thankful, prayerful or short Happy New Year message for your wife, or one in Roman Urdu. Romantic Happy New Year wishes for wife Happy New Year! To the best wife, mother, lover and friend. I love you honey […]

  15. Husband aur wife in hotel

    16. Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

  16. Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

    17. A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.

  17. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

    18. A husband justifies hitting his wife by saying you only hurt the ones you love. She hits him back twice — to prove she loves him too. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: "Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai." Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli "Aap […]

  18. Mujhe sardar bana do

    19. Man asks to be made a sardar; doctor removes 90% of his brain by accident; man wakes up and speaks only in English. Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia. Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar […]

  19. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

    20. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

  20. Sardar drinking asli 7up

    21. A Sardar consumer-complaint about 7up, verified through a very personal and very literal counting method involving his own body's responses. Sardar G Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola, Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hay :p

  21. Sardar Bunks office

    22. A sardar bunks work, sees wife with boss, then panics about getting caught — by the boss. Sardar Bunks office n goes to home. He saw his wife with his boss. He comes back running office and says, 'baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

  22. Sardar ko neend na aye to kia kare?

    23. A Sardar insomnia exchange where the prescribed cure for not being able to sleep is simply to decide to sleep instead of waiting. 1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey? 2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye:p

  23. Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha!

    24. A Sardar umbrella joke where the hole in the canopy is not a fault to be repaired but a deliberate weather-detection mechanism. Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

  24. Sardar on phone:

    25. Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

  25. A man found his wife having affair with a guy.

    26. A man found his wife having affair with a guy. He decided 2 kill himself & his wife. Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola- tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!

  26. Lawyer to sardar

    27. Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaye, ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

  27. Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

    28. A Sardar finds a lion in his bathroom and calmly tells it to go ahead, for reasons that become clear immediately after. 1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya? 1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo Mery to wesay […]

  28. Husband wife mein larai hoi

    29. A husband and wife have a fight, she tells him dinner is poison, and his response shows he heard her perfectly. Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

  29. Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate

    30. A Sardar joke where a man studies his marriage certificate for a full hour, unable to locate the one piece of information he's looking for. Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha. Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil […]

  30. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay

    31. A Sardar fare-negotiation joke where he wins the price argument by agreeing to take on the rickshaw driver's job himself. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Riksha wala: 50.. Sardar: 20 lelo.. Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

  31. A sardar goes to a restaurant

    32. A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?

  32. Differentiate wife and mother

    33. Teacher: How Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"

  33. 3 sardar after exam

    34. A classic Roman Urdu Sardar joke where three students all claim they left their papers blank — until the third one reveals the twist. 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p