Sardar was busy removing a wheel

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

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    2. Network busy number busy No signal massage not sent‚ Thats what well see on 1st day of Eid So Happy Eid Day‚ before the rush start.

  2. Busy Life Makes Prayers Harder

    3. "Busy Life Makes Prayers Harder, But Prayers Make A Hard And Busy Life Easier." So Keep Praying . . . .

  3. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

    4. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

  4. U May Be Busy, U May Be Engaged

    5. U May Be Busy, U May Be Engaged With Lots Of Works. Bt U Hav 1440 Mins Per Day. Atleast For 1 min Think That A Sweet Friend Of Ur 's Is Waiting 4Ur SMS. Missing u

  5. Real addiction is to miss when even busy

    6. Missing someone when u r alone is not affection. But thinking of someone even when u r busy is called real addiction.

  6. Days r too busy, hours r too fast

    7. Days r too busy, hours r too fast, sec r too few, but there's always time for me to remember a nice friend like u

  7. After the whole busy day

    8. After The Whole Busy Day Someone Nice Is Waiting For You Its Ur Bed It's The Time 2 Get Some Nice Dreams Have Sound Sleep & Get Ur Dreams :)

  8. How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

    9. How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

  9. Sardar going to shikaar

    10. Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

  10. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

    11. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

  11. Chemical symbols & sardar

    12. Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA

  12. Sardar on phone:

    13. Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

  13. Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

    14. A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.

  14. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

    15. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.

  15. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

    16. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"

  16. Sardar Joined a new job

    17. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"

  17. Taxi driver to sardar

    18. Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

  18. 1st ever intelligent sardar.

    19. 1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)

  19. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

    20. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

  20. Examiner taking practical of sardar

    21. In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

  21. Sardar shopping early

    22. Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p

  22. Sardar made a call to the airport

    23. Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?" Receiptionist: "One second sir....". Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

  23. Nurse, Sardar and blood test

    24. NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

  24. Sardar proposed a girl......

    25. Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.

  25. Sardar got job in a telenor call centre

    26. Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone.

  26. A sardar went to Pizza Hut

    27. A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

  27. Scientific formula of water by sardar

    28. Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

  28. Lawyer to sardar

    29. Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaye, ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

  29. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

    30. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

  30. A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house

    31. A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

  31. Sardar selected a short girl to marry

    32. Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P

  32. A sardar prays daily for 2 hours

    33. A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, "Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady." After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"

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