A sardar prays daily for 2 hours

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady."

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"

Related SMS

  1. You will die within 2 hours

    2. Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

  2. Please brush daily

    3. Smile is a language of love, Smile is a way 2 get success. Smile is 2 win hearts, Smile improves ur personality. So please Brush daily! :-)

  3. Interesting moments in our daily life

    4. Interesting moments in our daily life: Trying hard to find the mobile when it is in silent mode A random day dream & then realizing that you were staring at someone by mistake Restarting the song when you miss your most favorite line Everything else becoming more interesting when its exam time Enjoying the moment […]

  4. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

    5. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.

  5. Challenge to live for 24 hours

    6. One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her. The girl gave him a challenge to live a day with out her, only then she will marry him. no communication was there for 24 hours. the boy didnt knew that the gal has only 24 hours life left. becoz she was ill. after 24 […]

  6. Days r too busy, hours r too fast

    7. Days r too busy, hours r too fast, sec r too few, but there's always time for me to remember a nice friend like u

  7. after 24 hours everyone will wish u

    8. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBARAK

  8. They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes

    9. They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

  9. Lonely hours is the thoughtful time

    10. Lonely hours is the best time of life, because its the only time I share my deepest secrets with the most trusted person in the world,,, Myself.

  10. Few Hours Away From Happy New Year 2021

    11. How Fast Time Moves, We Are A Few Hours Away From 2021. As You Look Forward To Witnessing The Glory Of The New Year, May It Bring With It More Fulfilled Promises. Happy New Year

  11. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

    12. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

  12. Sardar going to shikaar

    13. Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

  13. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

    14. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

  14. Chemical symbols & sardar

    15. Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA

  15. Sardar on phone:

    16. Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

  16. Sardar was busy removing a wheel

    17. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

  17. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

    18. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

  18. Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

    19. A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.

  19. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

    20. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.

  20. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

    21. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"

  21. Sardar Joined a new job

    22. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"

  22. Taxi driver to sardar

    23. Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

  23. 1st ever intelligent sardar.

    24. 1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)

  24. Examiner taking practical of sardar

    25. In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

  25. Sardar shopping early

    26. Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p

  26. Sardar made a call to the airport

    27. Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?" Receiptionist: "One second sir....". Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

  27. Nurse, Sardar and blood test

    28. NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

  28. Sardar proposed a girl......

    29. Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.

  29. Sardar got job in a telenor call centre

    30. Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone.

  30. A sardar went to Pizza Hut

    31. A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

  31. Scientific formula of water by sardar

    32. Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

  32. Lawyer to sardar

    33. Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaye, ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

  33. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

    34. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana