Sardar Joined a new job

Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"

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  2. Sardar Bunks office

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  5. A sardar went to Pizza Hut

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  6. Sardar going to shikaar

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  7. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

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  8. Chemical symbols & sardar

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  10. Sardar was busy removing a wheel

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  11. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

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  13. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

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    16. Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

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    17. 1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)

  17. Sardar shopping early

    18. Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p

  18. Examiner taking practical of sardar

    19. In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

  19. 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy

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  20. Sardar 2 doctor

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  21. Nurse, Sardar and blood test

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  22. Sardar proposed a girl......

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  23. Sardar got job in a telenor call centre

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  27. Lawyer to sardar

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