Guddu gana ga raha tha

Hindi Funny SMS

Guddu sings a song about the sky above him — Pappu beats him up because Aasma happens to be his sister's name.

Guddu gana ga raha tha,
"aaj main ooper Aasma neechay"
To Pappu nay Guddo ko bohut maara,
Bhala kion???
kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi.
hehe:p

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