Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?

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1. Dil k operation ko byepass kion kehtay hain?

Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain? Kion k agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

2. Kion ho ???

Kia hai jo pyar to chupate kion ho Mehfil mein mera naam dohrate kion ho Jal rahay ho mere pyar ki bhatti mein Phir hijar ka dard cupate kion ho Khuwabon mein bhi agar iqrar nahi To khuwaboon mein phir aate kion ho Nazrain mila ke sharma jate ho jo Nazrain hum se milaate hi […]

3. Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai?

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4. Car ki speed kion barha di

Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car ki speed itni kion barha di...?? Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai hain, is say pehlay k koi accident ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

5. Dil udaas hoota hay

Sham hote hi ye dil udas hota hai Tute khwabon k siwa kuch na pas hota hai teri yad aise me boht aati hai chand jb apne sitaron k pas hota hai.!

6. Aaj maine 2 kasam khai hain

Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain 1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga Aur 2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga¢â‚¬Â¦.

7. T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

8. Roll number kion nazar nahi aaraha

Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain. Larka. Tu phr newspaper me Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?

9. kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain

Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

10. KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli 3-4 k baadpati ne suicide kar li, magar SAAS chup rahi. Why? "KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI".

11. Itni dair say dimagh kion kha rahi ho:p

Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

12. Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy:bilkul nahi! Girl:to phir rehne do...

13. Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?

Santa taklu He phir bhi roz saloon jata hay, Why ??? Kion k

14. Phool gir jate hain, jub ap ate ho

Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. . . . . . Andhe ho! Zara dhayan se hchala karo, Gamlon say kion takrate ho?

15. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

16. Baby itna hi acha tha to kha kion gayai

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

17. Yaad aate hain lifetime

Zindagi main log milte hain *EVERY TIME* Or ache lagte hain *SOME TIME* Dost bante hain *ONE TIME* Per yaad ate hain *LIFE TIME*

18. Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?

Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain? no r u sure? plz check again. no? ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay:p

19. Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin

1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha, 2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia, 3rd day koi aur larki thi 4th day kisi new larki k sath tha Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p

20. SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

SMS kerne pe jo marte hain, Call kerne se jo darte hain, BADLUCK to dekho..!! aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,

21. kuch din main kai baar kertay hain

kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p

22. Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain, Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain, Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen, Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

23. Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ? Pathan: Pata nahi, Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay? Pathan: YATEEM

24. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

25. kub yaad kartay hain ?

Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain, Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain, Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain, Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein "YAAD" Karte Hain...

26. Why enters in bathroom

Sahab: Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye, kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon? Mulazim: Hazur galti ho gai, main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)

27. Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain *vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

28. Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Wah wah..!! Irshad Irshaad..!! Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete hain...

29. Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

30. Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz

Arz kiya hai Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz . . . . Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz jin may sey aik ka pilot hai Faraz :D:P

31. Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai....

Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

32. Sirf tere liye hain

Meri mohabbat Meri wafain Meri duain Meri adain Meri yeh dolat Meri yeh shohrat Sirf tere liye hain, Sirf tere liye hain

33. Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain

Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain, sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin, kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain