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Phool gir jate hain, jub ap ate ho
Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.
Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.
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Andhe ho!
Zara dhayan se hchala karo,
Gamlon say kion takrate ho?
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- Isi lie to jannat kehte hain
- kub yaad kartay hain ?
- Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
- Yaad aate hain lifetime
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- 1 smile per log martay hain
- Yeh dua mangte hain hum eid k din
- Khushiyan manatey phirtey hain sab log Eid ki
- Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
- Baqi horain kahan hain ?
Gulab ka phool bano! Q k yeh phool us k hath mein bhi khusbu chor deta hai jo isay masal kar phaink deta hai.
Aap mere liye 1 phool ki tarha hain .. Jisay hum chor bhi nahi sakte or tor bhi nahi saktay tor liya tou murjha jao gaye chor diya to koi or lay jaye ga.!!!
Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai. Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, ¢â‚¬Å“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â Doosra aadmi, ¢â‚¬Å“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.¢â‚¬Â
Aj Rat 12 Baje K bad Valentine's Day hay. Jis Jis Ne Hamein Phool Dena Hai Wo Line May Lag Jaye Koi Ek Dusray Ko Dhakka Nahi Day ga Jo Aaj Reh Jaye Wo Kal Aa Jaye
Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, Zaindagi ki shuruvat Dost se hoti hai,Dost ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai,Aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai!
kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p
Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain? Kion k agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!
Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain, bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain. Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain 6u!l!ws d33>l n ss!w I
Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.
Gulaab Ho Tum Sabab Ho
Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".
naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain? malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k tumharay sahab ka kisi larki say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main naukrani: naheeeeeeen . . . . . . sahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay
Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain
Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain, Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain, Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain, Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein "YAAD" Karte Hain...
Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain *vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
Zindagi main log milte hain *EVERY TIME* Or ache lagte hain *SOME TIME* Dost bante hain *ONE TIME* Per yaad ate hain *LIFE TIME*
SMS kerne pe jo marte hain, Call kerne se jo darte hain, BADLUCK to dekho..!! aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain, Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain, Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen, Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..
Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain, sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin, kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.
Aap hamare dil me rehte hain, Isliye hum apki itni kadar krte hain. Koi hmse phle apko wish na kar de Isliye 1 din phle he wish kar rahe hai Happy Holi
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Wah wah..!! Irshad Irshaad..!! Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete hain...
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
Arz kiya hai Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz . . . . Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz jin may sey aik ka pilot hai Faraz :D:P
Meri mohabbat Meri wafain Meri duain Meri adain Meri yeh dolat Meri yeh shohrat Sirf tere liye hain, Sirf tere liye hain
Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain, Jab "hath" ko takleef hoti hai to "Ankh" roti hai, Aur jub "ANKH" roti hai to "Hath" ansu pochtay hain.'-..'-.
Ghum me bhi maza aata he, Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata hai, Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain, ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata hai
Eid aayee hai sab log kehtey hain Tum jo aajao to mujhe Yaqeen aaye
Suna hai keh ap ki 1 smile par Log martay hain, So keep smilling.... To reduce ... Population:).
"EID Mubarak" Yeh dua mangte hain hum eid k din, Baqi na rahe aap ka koi gham eid k din, Aap k angan mein utre har roz khushion bhara chand or Mehakta rahe pholon sa chaman EID k din.
Khushiyan manatey phirtey hain sab log Eid ki Mujhe to Aarzoo hai Faqat tere Deed ki
Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain? no r u sure? plz check again. no? ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay:p
Khudkash bombar ne bomb ka button dabaya lekin dhamaka nahin huwa or wo behosh ho gaya. Jab hospital me hosh aya or Nurse ko dekha to bola, Baqi horain kahan hain ?