Full Time Masti ... Non stop fun

Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Misleading SMS

6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera...
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LG KG 195

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