Car k indicators

Hindi Funny SMS

A Pathan asked to check if the car indicators are working steps outside and reports back in the most literal way.

1 pathan dusre se:
"Zara car se bahir dekhna k
indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?"

Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi

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