14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?

Hindi Funny SMS

A Pathan asks an elder a completely innocent question about Independence Day prayers — gets two slaps before anyone can clarify.

1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha,
Buzrug ne 2 thapar laga diye

1 admi ne pathan se pocha,
tumne kia bola tha..??

Pathan:Maine sirf pocha k
14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?

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