Robot slapping on telling a lie

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1. Robot slapping on telling a lie

1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay. Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga Chatakh! Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha Chatakh! Mom:Kia howa? Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay.. Chatakh¢â‚¬Â¦!!!:-)

2. Telling a lie

Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

3. Arguing with stupid people .. slapping urself

Arguing with stupid people is like killing the Mosquito on your cheek. You might or might not kill it, but you'll end up slapping yourself.

4. A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch

Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If U Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up.. . . . It Is Like.. . . . A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.

5. Tu to ghar ja..!

Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya. Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga aur bola: . . . . kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun, tu to ghar ja.

6. Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to […]

7. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

8. Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom:ice creame khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

9. Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ? Pathan: Pata nahi, Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay? Pathan: YATEEM

10. .........Kaash.......

mein kuch b nahin hoon tere liye kuch tere liye mein ho jaon tere dil men rahoon ankhon mein basoon dharkan men shamil ho jaon to jab koi baat kare mera naam b us meia shamil ho to jab b mange kuch rab se meri zaat b us men shamil ho har bar nahin ik […]

11. KOi apna aisa hua kare....!

Koi apna aisa hua kare, Jo shikayatein na gila kare, Jo mere liye hi saja kare, Jo mere liye hi bana kare, Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh, Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh, Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam, Mere saath hi bas chala kare, Kabhie us se mein jo door hoon, Meri wapsi ki […]

12. Tera dost chor hay kia?

CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

13. The love of our parents

We never know the love of our parents for us until we have become parents. Happy Father's Day

14. New year ko Hum Sab kare Welcome

Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar, Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Tyohar, Is ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum new year 2014 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!

15. teray liye chand taray tor doon

teray liye chand taray tor doon, in hawaon ka rukh mor doon, itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.

16. Baap, izzat se idhar aa!

Boy to father: ¢â‚¬Å“Baap idhar aa¢â‚¬Â. Mother:¢â‚¬ÂAise nahin bolte beta, Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai¢â‚¬Â Boy: ¢â‚¬Å“Baap, izzat se idhar aa!¢â‚¬Â.

17. main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!

18. New Year 2027 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME

Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar, Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar, Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum, New Year 2027 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME

19. Love you both MAMA & BABA

Maan thandi chao ha to Baap ghana dharakht, Maan k pairo talay janat ha to Bap k phlu me janat, Maan k baghair ghar suuna ha to Bap k bgair zindagi veraan, Maan mohabat ka darya ha to Baap shafqat ka samandar, Maan tohfa khuda vandi ha to Baap rehmat khudawandi, meri Maan mera fakhar […]

20. Memon ka beta & girl friend

Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.

21. Tera dost chor hai kya

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

22. Kamabakth Ishq ne aaj mujhe rula diya

Kamabakth Ishq ne aaj mujhe rula diya, Jis pe marta tha usne hi bhula diya, Mein bhi uski Yaad bhulane k liye peeta gaya, Ek din zalim ne us mein bhi Zeher mila diya.

23. Aisa kabhi na karna

Tum roth jao mujhse, Aisa kabhi na kerna, Main ik nazar ko tarsoon, Aisa kabhi na kerna, Main poch poch haron, so so sawal kar k, Tum kuch jawab na do, Aisa kabhi na kerna, Main kisi roz tum ko sada dun, Aur tum na aao, aisa kabhi na karna, Tum chaley jao jab bhi […]

24. Unki yaad liye ye diwali to aaye

Diwali aai, khushiya laye Bichda tha jinke saath bachpan mein, Phuljadiyan unki yaad laaye. Kya hua agar saath nahi aaj unke Unki yaad liye ye diwali to aaye. ¢â‚¬Å“Happy Dipawali¢â‚¬Â

25. Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta

Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta Arey‚¦ Marne ki baat to door rahi Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta

26. Parents wanted their girls/boys to get married...

15 years back Parents wanted their girl to get married to a good boy Now-A-Days Parents wants their boy to get married to a good girl

27. Tujhko na aain mohabbatain karni

Ye kya kay sab say bayaan dil ki haalatain karni 'Faraz' tujhko na aain mohabbatain karni Ye qurb kya hai kay tu saamnay hai aur hamain Shumaar abhi se judaai ki sa'atain karni Koi Khuda ho kay pathar jisay bhi hum chaahain Tamaam umr usi ki ibaadatain karni Sab apnay apnay qareenay say muntazir us […]

28. Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

29. Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi […]

30. Bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja

GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja, Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja, k bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja, yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja, is liye main ne aap ko bheja

31. Dard seh ker bhi hamain muskurana para

Roshni say hamain apnay dil ko jalana para, Dard seh ker bhi hamain muskurana para, Aap log sada hastay rahay, Is liye hamain aanso'on ko chupana para.

32. Valentines Day Shayari in Hindi

Chale Gaye Hai Dur Kuch Pal K Liye, Magar Karib Hai Har Pal K Liye, Kise Bhulayenge Aapko Ak Pal K Liye, Jab Ho Chuka Hai Pyar Umar Bhar K Liye

33. Khushiyan,masti,dosti,shohrat in new year

Khushian hon over flow, Masti kabhi na ho low, Dosti ka sarur chaya rahe, Jaib me bhari maya rahe, Shohrat ki ho bauchar, Aisa aaye naya sal aapke liye