Robot slapping on telling a lie

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1. Robot slapping on telling a lie

Same lie-detecting robot joke as above — robot slaps son, father, and then mother in sequence for each lie told. 1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay. Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga Chatakh! Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare jitna tha kabhi jhoot […]

2. Telling a lie

Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

3. Arguing with stupid people .. slapping urself

Arguing with stupid people is like killing the Mosquito on your cheek. You might or might not kill it, but you'll end up slapping yourself.

4. A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch

Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If U Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up.. . . . It Is Like.. . . . A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.

5. Baap, izzat se idhar aa!

Kid is told off for saying 'Baap idhar aa' — so he politely revises it to 'Baap, izzat se idhar aa' (Dad, respectfully come here). Boy to father: “Baap idhar aa”. Mother:”Aise nahin bolte beta, Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai” Boy: “Baap, izzat se idhar aa!”.

6. Let's go, get up, stop faking it;

Let's go, get up, stop faking it; Get your sorry behind off that bed. Try positive thinking to get back to work. Your illness is all in your head! At least that's what we hope. Looking forward to your return. Get Well Soon.

7. Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

Circuit swears an unbreakable commitment to Gandhian honesty — which lasts until a woman's father shows up looking for him at the door. CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya […]

8. Love you both MAMA & BABA

A warm Roman Urdu tribute pairing mother and father as cool shade and steady tree, naming both as home and heaven at once. Maan thandi chao ha to Baap ghana dharakht, Maan k pairo talay janat ha to Bap k phlu me janat, Maan k baghair ghar suuna ha to Bap k bgair zindagi veraan, […]

9. Essay on my best friend

A student substitutes 'father' for 'best friend' throughout his essay with results that read considerably worse than he planned. Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye "MY BESY FRIEND" ka essay tayar kia lakin paper mai "MY FATHER" ka essay a gaya. Ab us nay socha k "MY BEST FRIEND" ka essay he likhta ho […]

10. The love of our parents

We never know the love of our parents for us until we have become parents. Happy Father's Day

11. The worst feeling in the world

Short and sharp. Send when you need someone to know how badly you were hurt — used and lied to, no drama needed. The worst feeling in the world is knowing that You've been used and lied to...!

12. Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

A mother cycles through every food she can think of and the child refuses all of them. Final verdict: you take after your father, you're getting a slap. Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom:ice creame khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR […]

13. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

Classic Santa-Banta format: someone rushes to tell Santa his house is flooded; Santa says impossible because he has the key. 1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas […]

14. Baap ki mojodgi

A poetic Roman Urdu Father's Day reflection comparing a father to the sun — warming and sometimes harsh, but all darkness when gone. Baap Ki Mojudgi Sooraj K Manind Hoti Hy, Sooraj Garm Zaror Hota Hy Magar Na Ho Tu Andhera Chhaa Jata Hy Lots of Love Abba Jee

15. Happy New Year Wishes for Parents & In-Laws

New Year messages for your mother and father together, and for the in-laws who became family: from a daughter-in-law or a son-in-law, for parents living far away, with prayers and Roman Urdu wishes. Happy New Year to both parents May this new year bring success filled with peace, hope and togetherness in our family.Mama / […]

16. Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

A Munna Bhai lightbulb wordplay joke where Circuit's explanation for writing his father's name on a bulb is perfectly logical by his own standards. MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

17. main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

A girl pledges to give up everything for her boyfriend — parents, food, the whole world — right up until he mentions Star Plus. Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!

18. Itne kum marks..??

Father threatens to slap his son over poor marks; son quietly mentions he has already found out where the teacher lives. Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!! Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us kameenay mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay...!!

19. Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai

Traces what love means depending on who it's for — parents, siblings, wife — then lands on the wife version: Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu. Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai Maa se ho to Ibadat Baap se ho to Muqaddas Bhai se ho to Aqeedat Behn se ho to Farz Aur BV se ho […]

20. Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?

Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY? F=father A=and M=mother I=i L=love Y=you

21. Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

A teacher asks a Pathan what a murderer is called, using the example of killing one's own father. Pathan's answer sidesteps the vocabulary entirely. Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ? Pathan: Pata nahi, Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay? Pathan: YATEEM

22. My Sweet Father..I Love U!

When I was a Kid My Father Always Care of Me When I Start Walk on my Feet My Father Celebrate that Day When I Start My School On First Day My Father Go With Me in My Class My Sweet Father..I Love U!

23. Daughter will snag a better husband

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

24. When I came home in the rain

When I came home in the rain, My Brother Asked: Why U Didn't take an Umbrella. Sister:(Advised) why didn't U wait till rain stopped. Father(Angrily): Warned! only after getting cold, U will realize. . Mother: while drying my Hair, said, "STUPID RAIN! couldn't it wait, till my child came home." Thats MAA (Mother)

25. Larki ki maa mang lon:p

A father teaches his son to keep escalating dowry demands — and the son pushes the logic one step further than expected. Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

Mother's day will be celebrated all over the world on 11th May 2020. Almost everybody loves to greet their mother with a Happy mother's day sms, mother's day messages, happy mother's day text,mother's day quotes, mother's day greetings, mother's day wishes, mother text / mother sms along with mothers day flower / gifts / gift […]

27. Bell kharab hay ...

A suggested prank text claiming you've been outside for ages with a broken doorbell — and a reminder not to actually use it. Main Tumhare Ghar K Bahar Kaafi Der Se Khara Hoon Shayad Bell Kharaab Hy Darwaza Kholo . . . . . . Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko Tung Nahi Krna Chahiye ...:p

28. if your father earned $100,000

Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart a attack!

29. Shadi se pehle & shadi k baad

A pre- and post-marriage riddle asking what a bride's father gives the groom before the wedding — and quietly reclaims afterward. Is sawal ka jawab do Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..? Its challenge 4 u!

30. Mother's Day Message To Newly Married / Mother-To-Be!

A lighthearted Mother's Day text for someone who's expecting or just started their parenting journey. You're going to have a ball...and a baby!!! Happy Mother's Day To The Mother-To-Be!

31. Memon ka beta & girl friend

Memon's son goes on a date and spends Rs.50 — because that's all his girlfriend had and he spent hers. Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.

32. I Salute Ur Father

Pay My Regards To Ur Father Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child, What A Stamina He Has Got.. I Salute Ur Father:p Happy Father's day

33. MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI

Roman Urdu SMS listing an ideal woman's qualities — modesty, fragrance of a rose, devotion to prayer, and service to parents. 1 bat bataon RAAZ ki, karo us larki se "AASHQI", Jis k chehre pe ho "SAADGI", Sanso mai ho "TAAZGI", Chandni ho "CHAND ki, Rani ho "RAAT" ki, Khushbo ho "GULAB" ki, Batein kare […]