Memon ka beta & girl friend

Hindi Funny SMS

Memon's son goes on a date and spends Rs.50 — because that's all his girlfriend had and he spent hers.

Memon ka beta apni girl friend
k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
to baap nay pocha,
kitnay paisay kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50.
Baap:itne saray kion??
Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.

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