Memon and banana shopkeeper

Hindi Funny SMS

Memon bargains so hard at a fruit stall that he ends up buying the banana peel without the fruit.

Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p

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