Meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS

Shopkeeper asks a man buying pizza in a storm whether he's married — only a wife would send someone out in this weather.

Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

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