Meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

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4. Pizza always confuses us

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5. A sardar went to Pizza Hut

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6. Tum aa ker mujhi say chura lou mujhey

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7. Jaisa tu chahta hay ab mujhey wesa kar de

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8. Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

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9. Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay

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10. Kaisay kahon k apna bana lo mujhey

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11. mujhey phool na dena

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12. Hadon ki qaid se tuk ker azad mujhey

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13. Baba Nay Mujhey Chalna Sikhaya

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14. Har ghari mujhey aap ki parwah rehti hai

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15. Mujhey tum yaad aatay ho

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16. Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi

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17. Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho

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18. Mahek teri aaj bhi meri Saanson mein hai

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19. Meri or shahrukh khan ki same adat

Meri Or ¢â‚¬Å“Shahrukh khan¢â‚¬Â ki 1 hi adat same hai. Guess, what? ? ? ? Na me usay SMS karta hon, na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p

20. Meri Zinadagi

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21. Zindagi kehta hai mujhey...

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22. Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam

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23. Jahan meri aur USKI paheli mulakat thi

Shaam udas thi‚ subaah udas thi, kafan me lipti‚  hue meri laash‚ thi, aey mere ghar walo mujhey wahin dafnana, jahan meri aur USKI paheli mulakat thi.

24. Mansoob thay jo loog meri zindagi k saath

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25. Mujhey chain mila?

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26. Mujhey chornay ka faisla

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28. Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne

Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne, Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya, Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha, Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,

29. K lab jab bhi kholta meri guftugu karta

Kash koi aisa ahal-e-dil hota jo meri arzu karta, Khoo jati agar main kahin, to meri justuju karta, Mein us kay zehan-o-dil main kuch is tarah sama jati, K lab jab bhi kholta meri guftugu karta,

30. Mujhey ab bhi umeed hay uskay aanay ki

Kafan na dalo mere chehre pay, Mujhe aadat hay muskurane ki. Na dafnao meri laash ko, Mujhe ab bhi umeed hay uskay aanay Ki.

31. meri wafa ka un per koi asar nahin hai

Mein ghamzada hoon lekin meri aankh tar nahin hai Mujh par kya hai guzri un ko khabar nahin hai un ka salook dekh ker hairat zada hai dil k meri wafa ka un per koi asar nahin hai.!

32. anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,

anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon, dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon, KHUDA KARE, hamari dosti itni gahri ho, K naukri tum karo salary meri ho.

33. Meri sanson mein teri khushboo to basee aaj bhi hai

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