Pizza always confuses us

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1. A sardar went to Pizza Hut

A sardar orders pizza cut in four, not eight — because he can not eat eight pieces. A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye […]

2. Delivery is free in PIZZA HUT

Sardar takes his wife in labour to Pizza Hut instead of the hospital — because delivery is free there. Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho raha tha, sardarji uneh 'PIZZA HUT' le ja rahe tha . Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate, to sardarji bole "oye u don't know delivery is free in PIZZA […]

3. Meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

Shopkeeper asks a man buying pizza in a storm whether he's married — only a wife would send someone out in this weather. Tofani barish mein rat ko, shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein? Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

4. 9 Interesting confusions

A list of nine nonsense questions that sound philosophical but go nowhere. "Interesting Confusions" 1. Can u cry under water? 2. Do fish ever get thirsty? 3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep? 4. What do u call a male lady bird? 5. Why is it called building when it's already […]

5. A triangle has 4 end

Shapes have ends, lines have ends — but this friendship has none. Maths that somehow makes sense. A triangle has 4 end, square has 3 end, segment has 2 end, but our friendship has no end.

6. Age appears to be best in some things.

Old wood burns best, old books read best, old rice tastes best — and old friends are the best of all. Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep.

7. Chewing gum and chocolate

A fun comparison for when you want to say friendship outlasts romance. Good to send a friend you've had for years. Love is like a chewing gum, it tastes only in the beginning! But friendship is like chocolate, it tastes till it ends!

8. Life is strange....

Life is strange .. .. SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms, VEGETABLES we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths, And a PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE . . . :-)

9. Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay

A romantic Roman Urdu good night where sleep begins to come, but a familiar face appears the moment eyes start to close. Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay, Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay, ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay, Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay, . . . […]

10. Have a relaxing & great Sunday

After Eating A Lovely Sunday Dinner, And Eating Some Ice Cream, Go Out Enjoy The Day And Relax Your Mind. Prepare For The Week Ahead, Get Well Rested And Have A Great Sunday.

11. Open and close

Dictionary Says That 'Open' And 'Close' Are Opposites, But.. Life Teaches That We Are "Open"Only With Those, With Whom We Are "Close" :-)

12. Don't start your day with broken pieces

A motivational morning message for someone who needs a fresh start. Good for Monday mornings especially. Don't start your day with the broken pieces of yesterday. Every day is a fresh start Each day is a new beginning. Every morning we wake up is the first day of our new life. ~ Good Morning ~

13. Don't copy if u can't paste! :p

A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he […]

14. Friendship is heart of life

Birth is start of life Beauty is art of life Love is part of life Death is last of life But Friendship is heart of life Love you friends

15. Open to receive friends.

Build a life that feels like home — heart inside, door open for friends, garden full of good memories. Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories €¦ of many good things.

16. Only the open heart receives love

Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!

17. is zindagi se tu mout achi

Man complains life is worse than death; an angel immediately appears — man backtracks hard and says he was joking. Aik admi:is zindagi se tu mout achi Achanak aik farishta aya aur kaha tumhari jan lene ka hukum hua hai Admi: ye lo yahan per tu mazaq bhi nahin ker sakte!

18. Good Morning stands for

G-get up O-open ur eyes O-out of ur bed D-day has risen M-merry life O-old dreams cum true R-rise$shine N-new frnds I-ideas of life N-nice future G-GOODDAY 4 U!

19. My friendship is a round

My friendship is nothing but a round, Wandering why? Because it has no end :)

20. Live life With Your Beloved Ones

Rain Is Irritating If You Are Getting Wet Alone!:( Pizza Is Just Some Junk Food If There Are No More Than A Pair Of Hands Picking It Up!:( Beach Is Th Dirtiest Place When There Is No One To Hold N Walk By The Side!:( Songs R Just A Time Pass If They Doesn't Remind […]

21. Funny Women's Day Messages

A funny Women's Day message about why women start with W — all questions start with W too. You know why Women start with "W"? B'coz all Questions start with "W" Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? & Finally . . . Wife....WOW..!

22. Y elephants r large, gray & wrinkly?

Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly... ? . . . . Because . . . If They Were Small Round & White They Would Be ''Aspirins" ;->

23. Heart is like a bottle of perfume

Heart is like a bottle of perfume. If u never open it nobody knows the fragrance inside it.. If u keep it always open soon u will loose ur fragrance. So act wisely.

24. All year wish

I wish that not a single tear trickles down your cheek this New Year. May you be blessed with joy and happiness all the year round.

25. Life becomes romantic

Life Becomes Romantic When Eyes Start Looking At S0me 1 Silently .. But Life Becomes More R0mantic When Some 1 Starts Reading Those Eyes Silently

26. Open all the doors of success

May the blessings of Allah fill your life with happiness and open all the doors of success now and always. Eid Mubarak

27. Allah Says, Try to..

Allah Says:- Try to Walk on My Way, Ill Make all the Ways Easy for you. Try to Spend your Wealth in My Way, I ll Open Oceans of Treasure for you. Try to Leave your Wills for Me, I ll Make your Desired Destiny for you. Try to Bear Pain on My Way, I […]

28. Every new day

A gentle morning text that frames each new day as a fresh start. Good for a friend who needs a nudge. Every new day Is a new chapter of life Bringing new topics New moments 4 life I wish 2day all the good Moments approach Why to make your day joyful Good A.M :)

29. Always start your day with a lot of S E X ...

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

30. The resurrection gives my life

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

31. Some things you have to do every day.

Some things you have to do every day. Eating seven apples on Saturday night instead of one a day just isn't going to get the job done.

32. Love is the best medicine

Dear cute... Love is the best medicine, and there is more than enough to go around once you open your heart. pls.open your heart 4 me with Love...

33. Shadow of yesterday... Goodmorning to u

Shadow of yesterday Have faded away, Sun has reappeared It's a brand new day Birds singing their song Loud and clear, Announcing to the world A new day is here, Sun appears in the east Has begun a new quest, In the middle at noon And then sets in the west, Wishing you contentment And […]