9 Interesting confusions

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A list of nine nonsense questions that sound philosophical but go nowhere.

"Interesting Confusions"

1. Can u cry under water?

2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

4. What do u call a male lady bird?

5. Why is it called building when it's already built?

6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

7. If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?

8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

9.Why doesn't glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!

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  2. Interesting moments in our daily life

    3. Interesting moments in our daily life: Trying hard to find the mobile when it is in silent mode A random day dream & then realizing that you were staring at someone by mistake Restarting the song when you miss your most favorite line Everything else becoming more interesting when its exam time Enjoying the moment […]

  3. Interesting line on girl's T-shirt

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  4. Interesting research about all blood groups

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  5. Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..

    6. Interesting Definitions SCHOOL; A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays Life Insurnce; A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich Doctor; A person who kills Ur ills by pills & kills U by bills Mariage; It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & […]

  6. Don't drink unboiled water

    7. Attention plz...! Don't drink unboiled water.. Because.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fish live in water without pampers.. Seriously..!

  7. I send you this fish as a sign of our friendship

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  8. U r in my heart

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  10. Don't drink unboiled water

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  11. Taste of water & love of a person

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  12. This Is The Power Of SILENCE !!

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  15. A Happy Friendship Day

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  17. Wonderful couples in this world

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  18. My message & your smile

    19. Wonderful Combinations in this world... Heart & Beats, Night & Moon, Music & Songs, Roses & Love, Fish & water, My message & Your SMILE..!

  19. Girls wont mind dating with monkeys

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  22. My SMS and your smiles.

    23. These r a few wonderful pairs in dis world, Heart n beats, Night n moon, Fish n water, Flowers n colours, My msgs n ur smiles. Good Morning

  23. Paani me tairna machli ka style

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  24. Time to sleep!

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  26. SAY NO TO EXAMS

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  27. For Someone U Love the most...

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  30. Give / Teach man to fish

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  31. Wishing the sweetest night to

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