9 Interesting confusions

"Interesting Confusions"

1. Can u cry under water?

2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

4. What do u call a male lady bird?

5. Why is it called building when it's already built?

6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

7. If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?

8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

9.Why doesn't glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!

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  2. Interesting line on girl's T-shirt

    3. Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;-)

  3. Interesting moments in our daily life

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  7. Chewing gum and chocolate

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  8. Girls wont mind dating with monkeys

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    12. Hug is the loving gift that costs no money and can be distributed for free to make the love grow. Love you honey on the hug day.

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  13. SAY NO TO EXAMS

    14. It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.

  14. Save treed on paper

    15. Definition of Human being by a philosopher: A creature that cuts trees and makes paper, and on those papers writes "SAVE TREES"

  15. A sardar went to Pizza Hut

    16. A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

  16. Allah always knows what is best for us.

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  20. Some Flowers Grow Best in the Sun

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  21. Company making tissues

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  24. Do u like me as I am?

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  25. I will kill u for free

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  26. My friendship is a round

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  27. Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

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  29. Feelings are many but words are few

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  30. Take care of relations / trust

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  31. Successful people make money

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  32. Excellent & Positive Description of "Who is a MAN?"

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