SAY NO TO EXAMS

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1. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Exam-season panic SMS: looking at the syllabus four days before the test feels like a song about change, but seeing the question paper confirms it's all unknown. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch […]

2. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

A funny Roman Urdu exam rant pointing out that marriage, love, and death all happen once — so why on earth do exams keep coming back? Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai, Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai.. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

3. eXams are there, at the paper u stare

eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!

4. Exams ka saya hai,

A melodramatic Urdu verse about exam stress comparing the whole ordeal to maya (illusion) — even the syllabus feels like a cosmic trick. Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

5. Best of luck in your exams

All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams

6. Exams are like Girl friends

A funny exam comparison: too many questions, hard to understand, more explanation needed — just like a girlfriend. Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D

7. Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

A hilariously honest Roman Urdu exam prep list showing every stationery item accounted for and absolutely no study notes in sight. Yahoooooo......!!!! Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi (';') Pen Pencil Scale Eraser Uniform ID Card Sub tayyar hay, Ab bus.... Parhna baqi hay :p

8. Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL!

9. Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Punjabi SMS with exam-hall humor: two people stealing glances at each other instead of the paper, so neither could write a word. Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

10. Cover your answer sheet

The funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper n the supervisor comes and says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P

11. What's d height of hope??

Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self "dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!"

12. Save treed on paper

Definition of Human being by a philosopher: A creature that cuts trees and makes paper, and on those papers writes "SAVE TREES"

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15. Relatinships r like a book

Relatinships r like a book It taks a few seconds to burn But It takes years to write So write it carfuly & never let it Burn!! ~Author Unknown

16. E.T.C Means...

Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams? Because It Means. . . . E-End Of T-Thinking C-Capacity But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;->

17. Tomorrow is my exam

Tomorrow is my exam But I don't care Because a single sheet of paper can't decide my future. ~Thomas Edison

18. Newton's 4th law

According to newton's 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

19. Life is more strict than a teacher

Life is more strict than a teacher A teacher teaches a lesson and takes an exam. . . . . But life takes an exam and then teaches a lesson.

20. Analogy for all college lecturers

A funny exam message about how lecturers teach plain rice in class but expect biryani in the exam. AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS: They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class & expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P

21. No amount of guilt and worrying

No amount of guilt can change the past and no amount of worrying can change the future. {Umar ibn al-khattab}

22. EXam's song by Munna bhai

A funny Roman Urdu exam song narrated by Munna Bhai about students burning the midnight oil while the clock races toward the paper. EXam's song by Munna bhai: "Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

23. Stop using caller tune / songs

In the holy month of Ramadan, Stop using caller tune / songs Zong: Write "UNR", send to 230 Telenor: Write "UNSUB", send to 230 Mobilink: Write "UNSUB", send to 230 ufone: Write "UNSUB", send to 666 Warid: Write "RBT OFF", send to 7171

24. Saying it directly or writing them

Feelings are always the same Saying it could be in different ways, Some say it directly are called 'LOVERS' Some write them on paper & are called 'POETS' =) (*) Happy Valentines Day (*)

25. Essay on mother

In an exam, chldrn wer gvn to write an esay on mother. A cute child wrote: "combination of million wrds 4m 26 alphabets can never express my loving mom.":-)

26. I'm a PAPER, u can write ur feelings

I'm a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears. Don't throw me after use but when u feel cold burn me to feel warm cause I Love you.

27. Excitement in Examz!!!...

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20... Same rules should be applied in Examz! (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. (2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. (3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written. (4) […]

28. Height of coolness

Height of coolness: 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands.... 1st guy:which paper was it? 2nd guy:I think maths...... 1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper? 2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>

29. Girls wont mind dating with monkeys

A cynical one-liner about money, trees, and who girls would date. "If Money Ever Grew On Trees Girl's Would'nt Mind Dating With Monkeys"

30. The shortest relationship

The Shortest Relationship Ever Is Between Students & Books . . . They Commit 0ne Day Before Exam & After Exam Break Up ! !

31. Stronger Heart

A simple reminder that loving someone takes real strength. Send this when those words feel true to what you've actually lived through. It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...

32. Har sawal say dut ker larna

An encouraging Roman Urdu exam message telling students to fight every question, keep their eyes open, and above all believe in themselves. Har sawal say dut ker larna, Phainkhnay me kami mat karna, Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna, aur 1 bat yaad rakhna, aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.

33. Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

A relatable Roman Urdu exam message capturing the pre-exam paralysis: no time, no plan, no sleep, just pure pained resignation. Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye