TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

Hindi Exam SMS

A funny Roman Urdu exam rant pointing out that marriage, love, and death all happen once — so why on earth do exams keep coming back?

Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

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