Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi

Hindi Funny SMS

A mock motivational morning message that ends with a blunt request: your messages smell, please just bathe.

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,
Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,
Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi...

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  1. Wo tere liye KHAS kyun hai

    2. Aaj phir doston ne mujhse pocha K tera hasta hua chehra UDAS kyun hai? Barsti aankhonn mein piyas kyun hai? Jinki nazro mein tu kuch nahi Wo tere liye itna KHAS kyun hai

  2. Susti ki intiha

    3. Peak laziness: a boy refuses to get his own water and engineers a situation where his threatening father brings it for him. susti ki intiha, Boy:papa aik glass paani de do Papa:khud le lo Boy:plz de do naa Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

  3. To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?

    4. Chiraghon se agar andhere door hote, To chandni ki chaahat kyun hoti, Kat sakti agar ye zindgi akailay, To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?

  4. Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism...

    5. Opens with fevered romantic imagery — trembling lips, shaking body, burning skin — then diagnoses the beloved with malaria. Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism... kapkapatay hont.... larkharati Aawaz... thartharata badan . . . . mujhe pehle se shak tha k tumhain Malaria hai.....

  5. Jaane kyun iss jahan mein aisa hota hai

    6. Jaane kyun iss jahan mein aisa hota hai, Khushi jise mile wohi Rota hai, Umar bhar saath nibha na sake jo, Jaane kyun Pyaar ussi se hota hai.

  6. Jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ" main hai

    7. Roman Urdu verses pairing physical health with prayer, mental clarity with dhikr, and inner peace with Durood. Calm and devotional. Jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ" main hai, Dil ki taqat TILAWAT-E-QURAN main hai, Dimagh ki quwwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI main hai, Rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHAREEF main hai,

  7. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

    8. A funny Roman Urdu exam rant pointing out that marriage, love, and death all happen once — so why on earth do exams keep coming back? Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai, Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai.. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

  8. Tum nahi, ghum nahi, sharab nahi

    9. Tum nahi ,ghum nahi,sharab nahi Aisi tanhai ka jawab nahi Jane kis kis ki maut aayi hai Aaj rukh par koi naqab nahi Woh karam ungiiyo pe ginte hai Jurm kay jin k kuch hisaab nahi

  9. Wafa ruswa nahi kerna, Suno! aisa nahi kerna

    10. Wafa ruswa nahi kerna, Suno! aisa nahi kerna Main pehlay hi akaila hon Mujhey tanha nahi kerna Meri in ankhon ko Kabhi sehra nahi kerna Judai bhi jo aa jayai To dil choota nahi kerna Bharoosa bhi zarori hay Magar sab ka nahi kerna Muqaddar phir muqadder hay Kabhi da'awa nahi kerna Jo likha hay […]

  10. Roll number kion nazar nahi aaraha

    11. A boy goes to the doctor fearing he's going blind, and the real reason his exam roll number isn't in the newspaper is more embarrassing. Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain. Larka. Tu phr […]

  11. Aatay nahi loat k beetay howe zamanay

    12. Kitab-e-dil pe likhay thay kitnay he afsanay kuch qisse naye thay aur kuch berson puranay Kuch un ka zikr jo kabhi rug-e-jaan se they qareeb kuch wo jo aaj bhi lagtay hain begaanay Kaash aisi koi rut koi moosam aaye khushiyon bhare geet hum lagein gungunanay Aaj bhi dil mera is aas pe zinda hia […]

  12. KOI NAAM NAHI AY GA

    13. Ab koi harf-e-dua kam nahi ay ga, Ab wo mehtab sar-e-bam nahi ay ga, Ab dhalay ga na kabi hijr ka jalta suraj, Ab kabi wasl ka hangama nahi ay ga, Ja k us kochay mein hum u hi palat ay gay, Waqt-e-rukhsat koi 2 gham nahi ay ga, Uski galyon mein hamay koi nahi […]

  13. Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

    14. A flattering build-up about beauty and depth — landing squarely on the one compliment nobody actually asked for. Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!

  14. Doosti mausam nahi jo

    15. A lyrical Roman Urdu friendship message contrasting what friendship is not with what it truly is: something as essential as breathing. Dosti mausam nahi jo apni muddat poori karay aur rukhsat ho jayai, Dosti phool nahi jo khilay aur murjha jayai, Doosti tou sans hay jo challay tu sub kuch hay. Jo totay to kuch […]

  15. Hum nazaro se dur hai ankho se nahi

    16. Hum nazaro se dur hai ankho se nahi, hum khwabo se dur hai khayalo se nahi, hum dil se dur hai dhadkan se nahi, hum apse dur hai apki yado se nahi. MISS YOU

  16. Aadat nahi hay

    17. Sir jhukaany ki aadat nahi hay, Aansoo bahaany ki aadat nhi h, Hm kho gaye to pachtao gay bohat, Hamaari Lout k Aany ki aadat nahi hay, Terey dar pay Muhabbat k sawali ban jaaty, Lekin Haath phelaany ki aadat nahi hay, Teri yaaden aziz hen bohat, Magar Waqt ganwaany ki aadat nahi hay, Tum […]

  17. Hum Nahi Chahatay

    18. Shaam-e-Fursat Dhalay, Hum Nahi Chahatay, Ghum Say Fursat Milay, Hum Nahi Chahatay..... Phir Naya Waar Sehne Ko taiyyar Hain, Tu Parayshan Rahay, Hum Nahi Chahate..... Aaj Aansoo Bahanay say, Mut Roko, Aaj Barish Thumay, Hum Nahi Chahatay..... Hum Teray Baad Ujray Hon, To bhi Theek Hai, Ab Kahin Dil Lagay, Hum Nahi Chahate..... . Teray […]

  18. yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte

    19. This friendship is presented as exceptional evidence — the sender doesn't help, share, or even miss-call anyone, yet makes an exception here. yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte chocolate kiya toffee bhi diya nahi kerte. ye dosti sirf aap say werna msg kiya hum miss call bhi kisi ko diya nahi kertay...

  19. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

    20. A husband returns home late after a fight and cheerfully reports that the damage his wife did wasn't as bad as it sounds. 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai […]

  20. Wastay nahi chaltay

    21. Sochnay samajhnay say, sath sath chalnay say, doriyan simat ti hain, faslay nahi chaltay, khawab khawab ankhon main, ratjagay nahi chaltay, darguzar k halqay main, maslay nahi chaltay, dosti k raston ki, parwarish zarori hai, dosti k rastay main, khafgiyan nahi chalti, do dilon ki qurbat main, Teesra nahi hota, wastay nahi chaltay.

  21. Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi

    22. Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi, jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi, pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi, kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi

  22. Hum agar aapse mil nahi patay..

    23. Hum agar aapse mil nahi patay aisa nahin ke hamein aap yaad nahi aatay, mana jahan k sab rishte nibhaye nahi jatey, par jo bas jatey haib dil maib phir bhulae nahi jatey..

  23. Dosti mausam nahi

    24. A poetic Roman Urdu meditation on what friendship is not — not seasonal, not temporary, not ash — but breath itself. Dosti mausam nahi, apni mudat pori kare aur rukhsat ho jaye. dosti sawan nahi, toot k barse aur tham jaye. dosti aag nahi sulge bharke aur rakh ho jaye. dosti aftab nahi chamke aur […]

  24. Wo shetan jo ramzan me band nahi hoye

    25. Roman Urdu Ramadan humor identifying four signs that a devil was not locked away — all pointing to someone mindlessly forwarding phone messages. Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me band nahi hoye unki 4 Nishanian 1.Hath me Mobile hoga 2.Angutha buton pr hoga 3.Msg parh kr Hansy ga 4.Phir sochega k kisko Frwd krun

  25. Khuwab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte

    26. Khuwab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte, Mere dost! Yun kisi ko satya nahi karte, Ek baar yun kisi ko keh ker apna, Daman phir uss se churaya nahi karte, Us ke intezaar se bhala kya ho ga haasil, Aane ka keh kar bhi jo aaya nahi karte, Rakhte hon jo dard bhara dil apne […]

  26. 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha

    27. A boy brags that a girl smiled at him — and his friend has a far more extreme reaction to the boy's face to share. Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din […]

  27. Problem solve nahi hoti

    28. An observation that neither alcohol nor milk solves any problems — followed by a reasonable conclusion about what to do next. "Daru pene se problem solve nahi hote" . . . . . . Expert comment "Preblem doodh pene se bhi solve nahi hote" So Cheers!!!

  28. har koi is dil ko churana nahi janta

    29. har koi in honton pe muskan lana nahi janta, har koi is dil ko churana nahi janta, ek tum hi to ho jo hum se jeet gaye, warna har koi humain harana nahi janta.

  29. U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte

    30. U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte, Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte. Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya hum kisi ko number bhi dia nahi karte.

  30. Mein ne to bohat chaha magar wo mila he nahi ...

    31. "Mein ne to bohat chaha magar wo mila he nahi ... Laakh koshish ki magar fasla mita he nahi... Us ko majboor zamane ne is kadar kar diya k... Meri kisi saada par woh thehra he nahi... khuda se jholi pehla kay manga tha usay ... Khuda ne meri kisi dua ko sunna he nahi... […]

  31. Dosti dil hay demagh nahi,

    32. Dosti dil hay demagh nahi, Dosti soch hai awaz nahi, Koi ankhon say nahin daikh sakta dosti ka rishta, Kion k, dosti ehsas hay andaaz nahi.

  32. Koi humara nahi hota

    33. Gives everything to everyone but nobody truly belongs to him — the loneliness of being for the world but claimed by no one. Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota, Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota. Koi dekhe to humari bebasi, Hum sabhi k ho jate hain Par koi humara nahi hota.

  33. Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi

    34. Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi Yeh dard tum ne diya hai, to koi baat nahi Yehi bohot hai ke tum dekhte ho sahil se Safeena doob raha hai, to koi baat nahi Rakha tha aashiyana-e-dil main chhupa ke tumko Woh ghar tumne chor diya hai to koi baat nahi Tum hi […]