Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi

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Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,
Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,
Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi...

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  2. Wo tere liye KHAS kyun hai

    3. Aaj phir doston ne mujhse pocha K tera hasta hua chehra UDAS kyun hai? Barsti aankhonn mein piyas kyun hai? Jinki nazro mein tu kuch nahi Wo tere liye itna KHAS kyun hai

  3. Susti ki intiha

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  7. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

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  8. Phir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate

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  17. Aatay nahi loat k beetay howe zamanay

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  18. KOI NAAM NAHI AY GA

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  24. Hum Nahi Chahatay

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