yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte

Hindi Funny SMS

This friendship is presented as exceptional evidence — the sender doesn't help, share, or even miss-call anyone, yet makes an exception here.

yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte
chocolate kiya toffee bhi diya nahi kerte.
ye dosti sirf aap say werna msg kiya
hum miss call bhi kisi ko diya nahi kertay...

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    2. U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte, Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte. Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya hum kisi ko number bhi dia nahi karte.

  2. Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain

    3. Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain, Hum hai ke unse pyar kiya karte hain. Khuda ne taqdeer mein 1 tuta taara nahi likha, Aur ek hum hai ke chand ki aarzu kiya karte hain!

  3. bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte.

    4. Won't live a hollow life or steal happiness from others — if you want this love, come and say so. bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte. jaam dusron se cheen kar hum piya nahi karte. agar unko mohabbat hai toh hum se akar izaar kare. peecha hum bhi kissi ka kiya nahi karte

  4. Khuwab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte

    5. Khuwab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte, Mere dost! Yun kisi ko satya nahi karte, Ek baar yun kisi ko keh ker apna, Daman phir uss se churaya nahi karte, Us ke intezaar se bhala kya ho ga haasil, Aane ka keh kar bhi jo aaya nahi karte, Rakhte hon jo dard bhara dil apne […]

  5. Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte

    6. Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte, Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte, Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare, Jinko Preshan na karo to wo yaad bhi kia nahi karte

  6. Hum Jaise Dost Bar Bar Mila Nahi Karte

    7. Sitam Karo Na Karo Hum Gila Nahi Karte, Veerano Me Kabhi Phool Khila Nahi Karte, Magar Itna Yaad Rakhna , Hum Jaise Dost Bar Bar Mila Nahi Karte

  7. Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte

    8. Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte, had se ziyada kisi ko tarpaya nahi karte, jinki sansain chalti ho apke sMs se, unhe apne sMs k liye rulaya nahi karte. . .

  8. Doosron ka dil phir woh dukhaya nahi karte

    9. Us ke intezaar se bhala kya ho ga haasil, Aane ka keh kar bhi jo aaya nahi karte, Rakhte hon jo dard bhara dil apne seene mein, Doosron ka dil phir woh dukhaya nahi karte,

  9. LOHRI k liye intizar nahi karte

    10. Bold Roman Urdu/Punjabi Lohri SMS — real friends do not wait for the festival day to wish, they move first. sher kabi chupkar shikar nai krte bujdil kabi khulkar war nai krteaur hum wo hai jo "HAPPY LOHRHI" kehne k liye intzar nahi krte

  10. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo

    11. Roman Urdu SMS gently pressing a distant friend to make contact — a call, an SMS, anything to show they still remember. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo

  11. Pyar ka har farz ada kiya hum nay

    12. Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya hum nay. Pyar ka har farz ada kiya hum nay. Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhey. Aaj bhi khud se pehle tujhey yaad kiya hum nay.

  12. Main nay bhi kisi say pyar kiya tha... mazak kia tha

    13. Main nay bhi kisi say pyar kiya tha... thoda nahi bay shumar kiya tha, Meri to duniya hi badal gayi. Jab usne kaha... Aray mein‚ nay‚ to sirf mazak kiya tha

  13. Hseenon ke galey mila karte the

    14. Nostalgic SMS about the days when the sender freely hugged beautiful women — back when he was two years old. Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the, Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the

  14. Tumse dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya humne

    15. Missing someone while you're apart — praying for them, then sending an SMS when their memory sneaks up on you. Tumse dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya humne, Tumhare liye “God‚ se wish kiya humne, Tumhari yaad chupke se chali aayi toh, Toh bade pyaar se SmS kiya humne.

  15. KOI KIYA JANAY

    16. Mosam-e-hijr k lamhat koi kiya janay, Kya guzarti hai meray sath ko kiya janay, Doriyon me bhi tere sath marasim hen woi, Roz hoti hai mulaqat koi kiya janay, Log hansti hui ankhon pe yaqeen rakhtay hain, Mere ansuu mere jazbat koi kiya janay, Ek tu hai jisay malum hen sari batain, Shab-e-hijran mere halat […]

  16. Auro ko to kya humko bhi tabah kiya

    17. Hasino ne haseen bankar gunaah kiya, Auro ko to kya humko bhi tabah kiya. Pesh kiya jab shayari mein humne unki bewafai ko, Auro ne to kya unhone bhi wah-wah kiya.

  17. Nigahain mila kar kiya dil ko zakhmi,

    18. Nigahain mila kar kiya dil ko zakhmi, Ada'ain dikha kar sitam dhaa rahi ho, Wafaaon ka khoob sila diya, Ab tadapta hua chor kar jaa rahi ho.

  18. Tum nahi, ghum nahi, sharab nahi

    19. Tum nahi ,ghum nahi,sharab nahi Aisi tanhai ka jawab nahi Jane kis kis ki maut aayi hai Aaj rukh par koi naqab nahi Woh karam ungiiyo pe ginte hai Jurm kay jin k kuch hisaab nahi

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    20. A trick question SMS that slowly coaxes you into checking your own head for horns, then delivers the punchline about donkeys. Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain? no r u sure? plz check again. no? ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay:p

  20. Aatish-e-ishq main jal jaon tujhey is say kiya

    21. Aatish-e-ishq main jal jaon tujhey is say kiya Mousam ki tarah badal jaon tujhey is say kiya Chot khaon ya zakham lagay, ya ahsas-e-ghum mein tarpon Mein gir jaon ya sanbhal jaon tujhey is say kiya Mussartaon ko daikh ker bay qarar ho jaon Ya tofan-e-ghum say behal jaon, tujhey is say kiya Hansta daikh […]

  21. Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney

    22. A Roman Urdu poem about pursuing a girl that ends with fear of the father. Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney, Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney, Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main, Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney

  22. Kiya door reh ker tum bhi udaas rehtay ho?

    23. Bun k ahsas meri dharkan k paas rehtay ho, Tasveer ban k meri aankhon k paas rehtay ho, Aaj poochtay hain aik sawal tumsay, kiya door reh ker tum bhi udaas rehtay ho? <Miss You>

  23. Har sham sey tera izhaar kiya kartey hain

    24. Har sham sey tera izhaar kiya kartey hain, Har khuwab mein tera didar kiya kartey hain, deewanay hi to hai hum tere, Jo har waqt tere milnay ka intzaar kiya karte hain.

  24. Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya

    25. A clever wordplay SMS spinning 'kiss' in both Urdu and English — someone has been missing every right moment in every gathering. Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

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    26. Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi Yeh dard tum ne diya hai, to koi baat nahi Yehi bohot hai ke tum dekhte ho sahil se Safeena doob raha hai, to koi baat nahi Rakha tha aashiyana-e-dil main chhupa ke tumko Woh ghar tumne chor diya hai to koi baat nahi Tum hi […]

  26. Kiya is tarhan saath nibhaya hai kisi ne

    27. Chahat ki mehfil main bulaya hai kisi ne, Khud bula ker phir sataya hai kisi ne, Jab tak jali hai shama jalta raha parwana, Kiya is tarhan saath nibhaya hai kisi ne Armaan mere raiza raiza hogaye hain, Yun kil k aangan say giraya hai kisi ne, Aag lagi hai dasht main koi kiya bhujaye […]

  27. Kya zamana tha hum roz mila karte thay

    28. Kya zamana tha hum roz mila karte thay, Raat bhar chand k hamrah chala karte the, Dekh k jo hamain chup chap guzar jata hai, Kabhi is shakhs sey hum pyar kiya karte the.

  28. 1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?

    29. A miser saved a life today: asked a beggar what he'd do with a thousand rupees, heard 'die of joy,' and wisely kept his wallet shut. 1 kanjoos dosray say: Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai. Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha: 1000 ka note dun to kiya karega? Wo bola, Khushi se mar […]

  29. Meray sms padh k yaad to karte honge

    30. Raat ko pocha mujse chand sitaro ne tumko bhula diya tere jigri yaro ne. Maine kaha k bhule nhi hai faryad to karte honge, mera sms padh k yaad to karte honge.

  30. Wafa ruswa nahi kerna, Suno! aisa nahi kerna

    31. Wafa ruswa nahi kerna, Suno! aisa nahi kerna Main pehlay hi akaila hon Mujhey tanha nahi kerna Meri in ankhon ko Kabhi sehra nahi kerna Judai bhi jo aa jayai To dil choota nahi kerna Bharoosa bhi zarori hay Magar sab ka nahi kerna Muqaddar phir muqadder hay Kabhi da'awa nahi kerna Jo likha hay […]

  31. is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!

    32. Hasi ke raste pe chala karo, khushiyo ki mahak liya karo, pyar se dilon ko chuha karo, jahan tumhe ghum nazar aaye, is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!

  32. Ab un raho se guzra nahi jata

    33. Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the, yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the, ab un raho se guzra nahi jata, jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!

  33. Dono aankho mein ashq liya karte hain

    34. Dono aankho mein ashq liya karte hain, Hum apni neend mein tera naam liya karte hain. Jab bhi aayain Hichkiyaan tumhain, Samajh lena hum tumhain yaad kiya karte hain....