Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?

Hindi Funny SMS

A trick question SMS that slowly coaxes you into checking your own head for horns, then delivers the punchline about donkeys.

Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
no r u sure?
plz check again.
no?

ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay:p

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