List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.
Insult SMS / Text {funny insult SMS jokes in Hindi, English & Urdu}
Insult SMS / Text Messages
Hamari yadoon ki khushboo ...
A sentimental friendship poem about fragrance and memory — ends with practical advice: just keep your nose clean (literally).
Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
"Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain"
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
Builds a romantic December-night memory with whispered intimacy — the cherished phrase turns out to be a street vendor's egg call.
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande
Itna Daraowna khuwab?
A chain of romantic images — heart, pain, dream, face — that ends in horror when the face in the dream turns out to be yours.
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
Teri bari hay attendence lagwa
A classroom roll-call joke where Pappu, Bablu, and Tinku all answer — and the silence after "Ullu" tells you exactly who should be pressing the button.
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
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Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa
Bayghairut zameen per
A fake congratulations SMS announcing the recipient has been cast in an Amir Khan sequel — in a major role — for a film with a very unflattering title.
Congratulation!
Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai
Bayghairut zameen per
1 larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai
A boy tells his friend a girl is smiling at him. Friend corrects the grammar: she's not smiling at you, she's laughing at you.
A boy told his friend,
"yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai".
Friend answered:
"Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)"
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Friendship vow SMS: our bond will never break — but honestly, your photo negative looks better than you do.
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
Woh subah ki thandak
A morning SMS layering poetic sensory details — fresh air, towel scent, clean clothes — then: you wouldn't know any of this, only people who bathe do.
Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai
Drew your portrait on blank paper and wrote a message underneath it — offering fifty thousand rupees to anyone who finds the 'mentally unbalanced' person pictured.
Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,
"Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi"
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai ;-)
Apne pyar ko mat chupao
Three pieces of advice: show your love, show your beauty, and please — stop the perfume and just take a bath.
Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki...
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki
Chappal badal li
Others changed hearts and destinies; you had nothing to change, so you swapped someone else's slippers at the mosque.
Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,
Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p