Insult SMS / Text {funny insult SMS jokes in Hindi, English & Urdu}
Opens as a melancholy separation poem about hearts and eyes drifting apart, then reveals the real complaint: you stopped washing your face.
Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,
Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..
A reincarnation taunt dressed in spiritual-sounding verse, wishing the recipient a next life with a long tail and four legs.
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch
aur chaar taang paoge.
A dream-sequence insult where God confirms the recipient's presence among heavenly companions is their punishment, not any kind of reward.
Main nay aap ko kal
khuwab main HOROON
k darmiyan daikha.
Main nay khuda say pocha,
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai.
Khuda nay farmaya:
is ko jaza nahin,
HOROON ko SAZA mili hay
Romantic Urdu verse about loyalty and friendship builds toward a parting shot comparing the recipient to a monkey.
Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega
An internal debate about whether to send a message, settled once the sender remembers the recipient is just as crazy as the impulse itself.
Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero
socha"DIL TOU PAGAL HAI"
phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai
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Wo konsa "Normal" hai.
A romantic-sounding SMS that lists every moment the sender thinks of the recipient — eating, sleeping, waking — each one ending in helpless laughter.
Jubse tumhe dekha hai,
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt
Hans hans k bura haal he
Roman Urdu SMS converting monsoon thunder, lightning, and raindrops into one collective message: go take a bath; Eid is months away.
Suno
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ek ek boond
Tumse
Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
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"NAHA LO"
EID Bohut door hay
:p
Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly
A backhanded observation aimed at girls with attitude — disguised as advice.
Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude
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Sweety ! Don't Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants You..!
Always Remember,
Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers
Boy: your teeth are like the stars
Girl: awww ... Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?
Boy: no, far away from each other.
Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!
Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."
Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"
Boy: "No, Two Faced"