Hotho se jo choo liya, ehsas ab tak hai

Hindi April Fools SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Misleading SMS

Romantic setup about lips touching and a lingering sensation — the cause turns out to be a green chilli.

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

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