Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Misleading SMS

Builds slow suspense asking what happens when lips meet lips — the answer is simply that your mouth closes.

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

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