SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

Hindi Funny SMS

A complaint about cheapskate friends who text but never call — and the bad luck of collecting exactly those kinds of people.

SMS kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,

BADLUCK to dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,

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    3. Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak, hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak, aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona, saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak

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    4. Gunah karke saza se darte hain, zahar pee ke dawa se darte hain, dushmano ke sitam ka khauff nahi, hum toh doston ki wafa se darte hain..

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    5. Zamane se nahin hum tanhai se darte hain, Pyar se nahin hum rusvayee se darte hain, Dil mein umang hai tujhse milne ki, Par milne ke baad aane wali judaai se darte hain.

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    9. The whole world can go — the only fear is losing you, the only prayer is for you to stay happy. Teray ishq me jeetay hain tere ishq me marte hain, tum khush raho sirf yehi dua hum kiya karte hain. duniya ki to humain parvah nahi bas tumhe khone say dartay hain.

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