SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

Hindi Funny SMS

SMS kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,

BADLUCK to dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,

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    2. Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak, hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak, aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona, saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak

  2. 1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya

    3. 1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya, After operation, Dr. Asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao use bata dena ye 2 kash laganay k baad he khulti hain:D

  3. Gunah karke saza se darte hain

    4. Gunah karke saza se darte hain, zahar pee ke dawa se darte hain, dushmano ke sitam ka khauff nahi, hum toh doston ki wafa se darte hain..

  4. Zamane se nahin hum tanhai se darte hain

    5. Zamane se nahin hum tanhai se darte hain, Pyar se nahin hum rusvayee se darte hain, Dil mein umang hai tujhse milne ki, Par milne ke baad aane wali judaai se darte hain.

  5. Dil mey KHUDA hain....sub mujh per FIDA hain

    6. Dil mey KHUDA hain, Aankh mey NASHA hain, Baat mey MAZAA hain, Chaal mey ADAA hain, Andaaz bhi JUDAA hain, Pyar mey WAFAA hain! Arrey.... isiliye toh sab log Mujh per FIDAA hain...

  6. Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dharaktay hain

    7. Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dharaktay hain, hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain, humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankhon se chalakte hain..!

  7. Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain

    8. Aaj badal kalay gehray hain, aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain, Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k, bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,

  8. duniya ki to humain parvah nahi bas tumhe khone say dartay hain

    9. Teray ishq me jeetay hain tere ishq me marte hain, tum khush raho sirf yehi dua hum kiya karte hain. duniya ki to humain parvah nahi bas tumhe khone say dartay hain.

  9. log misaal mere chand ki dete hain

    10. Ae chand, apni chandni per itna guroor na ker, ek chand sa dost hum bhi rakhtay hain, Jab taarif tere chand ki hoti hai, log misaal mere chand ki dete hain.

  10. Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain

    11. Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain kuch dost pal-pal yad aatey hain hum apse yahi puchna chahte hain k dosto ki is qataar me hum kahan aatey hain

  11. Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

    12. Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain *vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

  12. Dost akser yunhi ban jatay hain

    13. Dost akser yunhi ban jatay hain Kuch sath rehtay hain kuch bicher jatay hain. Kuch yaad rakhtay hain Kuch bhul jate hain. Ab hum aapko dekhte hain Aap kahan tak saath nibhatay hain

  13. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

    14. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

  14. Yaad aate hain lifetime

    15. Zindagi main log milte hain *EVERY TIME* Or ache lagte hain *SOME TIME* Dost bante hain *ONE TIME* Per yaad ate hain *LIFE TIME*

  15. Hum wo dost hain jo roz roz nahin miltay

    16. Hum woh phool hain jo roz roz nahi khiltay, Yeh wo hont hain jo kabhi nahin siltay, Hum se bichro ge to ehsas hoga tumhain, Hum wo dost hain jo roz roz nahin miltay

  16. Youn to shikayat khud say roz kia kertay hain

    17. Youn to shikayat khud say roz kia kertay hain, Shaam hotay hi khud ko rok lia kertay hain Jaisay mujrim hay bina jurm karay koi, Aisa woh hum say sulook rawan rakhtay hain, Ho na jayai kahin un ka dedar hamain, Is liyay chehray ko chupa rakhtay hain, Na koi dost na sathi jub apnay […]

  17. Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain

    18. Hum app ki yaad main udas hain, Bas app say milnay ki ass hay, Chahay dost kitnay hi kion na hoon, Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain Eid Mubarak To My Cute, Sweet and Special Friend.

  18. Aap ko pyaar k andaaz hi kam aatay hain

    19. Muskuratay hoi ankhon main sanam aatay hain, Aap kia janain kahan say mere gham aatay hain, Aap ko hum say pyar main shikayat kia ho gi, Aap ko pyaar k andaaz hi kam aatay hain...

  19. kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain

    20. Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

  20. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain

    21. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain, Jab "hath" ko takleef hoti hai to "Ankh" roti hai, Aur jub "ANKH" roti hai to "Hath" ansu pochtay hain.'-..'-.

  21. Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain

    22. Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain, Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain, Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen, Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

  22. Hum pyaar k bhooke hain humey pyar kijiye

    23. Bas itni si inaayat mujh pe aik baar kijiye Kabhi aa ke mere zakhmon ka dedaar kijiye Ho jaaye begaane aap shauq se sanam Aapkee hain aapkee rahegey aitbaar kijiye Parhne waale hi darr jaayen dekh kar ise Kitaab-e-dil ko itnaa na daagdaar kijiye Na majboor kijiye, ke main unko bhool jaaun Mujhe meri wafaaon […]

  23. kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate,

    24. kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate, kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate, aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.

  24. Kia hum kum hain rooshni k liye

    25. Hum jaise dost hotay nahin sab k liye, Yeh tohfa hai kisi kisi k liye. Kion jala rakha hai shamma bujha dijiye Kia hum kum hain rooshni k liye

  25. Hum bhi kitne nadan hain

    26. Tare asman me chamkte hain Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hain Hum bhi kitne nadan hain Aap dil me rehte hain or hum apse milne ko tarste hai

  26. aik aas lagana chahte hain

    27. aik aas lagana chahte hain tere dar per ana chahte hain kuch nazre karam ho hum ager hum sarko jhukana chahte hain kia dogey hame sari khushian hum daman ko pehlana chahte hain tere kandhe pe sar rakh ker hum gham apna sunana chahte hain tum kya chahoge hum se kaho? hum khud ko mitana […]

  27. Hum to pagal hain

    28. Rat gehri hai dar bhi saktey hain Hum jo kehtey hain kar bhi saktey hain Aap jo roothey to itna bhi na soocha Hum to pagal hain mar bhi saktey hain

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    29. Tumhaari yaad kay jab zakham bharney lagtey hain Kisi bahaaney tumko yaad karney lagtey hain Hadees-e-yaar kay unwaan nikharney lagtey hain Toh hareem mai gaisoo sanwarney lagtey hain Her ajnabi humein mehram dikhaai daita hai Jo ab bhi teri galli say guzarney lagtey hain Saba say kartey hain ghurbat naseeb zikr-e-watan Toh chashm-e-subah mai ansoo […]

  29. kub yaad kartay hain ?

    30. Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain, Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain, Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain, Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein "YAAD" Karte Hain...

  30. Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho

    31. Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho

  31. Jise hum chahte hai woh auron ke Deewanay hain,

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    33. kuch log tot kar chahtay hain, kuch log chah kar toot jatay hain, hamain tum se mohabbat hai kitni, aao aaj tumhein yeh batatay hain, suna hay pyar mein mushkil nahi kuch bhee, chalo samandar mein aag lagar kar azmatay hain.

  33. AHL-E-Dil Youn Bhe Nibah Lete Hain

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