kuch din main kai baar kertay hain

Hindi Misleading SMS

A double-meaning SMS stringing together increasingly suggestive descriptions of how different people charge their mobile phones overnight.

kuch log sari raat karte hain
kuch log bar baar kertay hain
kuch din main kai baar kertay hain
kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain
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Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p

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  1. kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain

    2. Ranks cheapskates by tier, saving the top spot for the person who sends a miscall just to check their own balance. Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

  2. Har pal hum apko yad kia kertay hain

    3. Chupke chupke faryad kia kertay hain, Har pal hum apko yad kia kertay hain, Yeh hum nahin kehtay ghar wale kehtay hain, k nend main bhi hum aapka naam lia kertay hain

  3. Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon

    4. Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon Tum ko apna banaana chahta hoon Bhula kar apne sab gham Tumhe dilse apnana chahta hoon Tumhe tumhari ijazaat se Apne dil mein basana chahta hoon Apne naam k saath joar kar tumhara naam Duniya ko sar-e-aam dikhana chahta hoon Kab ho Qubooliyat ki ghari na jaane Tumhe […]

  4. Khud kaisay kahain k aap say pyar kertay hain

    5. Lamhay judai k be qarar kertay hain, Halaat meray mujhey lachaar kertay hain, Aankhain meri parh lo kabhi, Hum khud kaisay kahain k aap say pyar kertay hain.

  5. Mohabbat hum bhi kertay hain

    6. Mohabbat hum bhi kertay hain magar shikwa nahi kertay hum apni mohabbat ko yun ruswa nahi kertay jo paas aa baithay usey dil se chahtey hain jo uth ker chala jaye usey roka nahi kertay

  6. Jub teri dhun main jiya kertay thay

    7. Jub teri dhun main jiya kertay thay, hum bhi chup chaap phira kertay thay, Aankhon mein pyaas howa kerti thi, Dil mein toofan utha kertay thay, Loog aatay they ghazal sunne ko, Hum teri baat kia kertay thay, Such samajhtay they teray wadon ko, Raat din ghar mein raha kertay thay, Woh bhi kia din […]

  7. Jo rehtay hain sada dil mein unhein dhonda nahin kertay

    8. Jo rehtay hain sada dil mein unhein dhonda nahin kertay, Jo ruch jayain rag-o-pay main unhein socha nahin kertay, Baharon k ghanay sayai mein talkhi bhi, chubhan bhi hay, Ghamon ki dhoop ka tum say magar shikwa nahin kertay, Nahin aatay kabhi bhi loot ker guzray howay mousam, Barastay badalon ki aas mein tarsa nahin […]

  8. Jo rehtay hain sada dil mein unhain dhoonda nahi kertay

    9. Jo rehtay hain sada dil mein unhain dhoonda nahi kertay Jo ruch jain rag o pay mein unhain socha nahi kertay Baharon kay ghanay saye mein tulkhi bhi, chubhan bhi hai Bamon ki dhoop ka tum say mager shikva nahi kertay Nahi aatay kabhi bhi laot ker guzray huay maosam Barastay badlon ki aas mein […]

  9. Youn to shikayat khud say roz kia kertay hain

    10. A ghazal about self-restraint in love — hiding from chance encounters, eyes wet, alone without even a friend. Youn to shikayat khud say roz kia kertay hain, Shaam hotay hi khud ko rok lia kertay hain Jaisay mujrim hay bina jurm karay koi, Aisa woh hum say sulook rawan rakhtay hain, Ho na jayai kahin […]

  10. Yad kertay hain her sans k baad

    11. Sunehri dhoop barsaat k baad, Thori si hansi her baat k baad, Jaisay aati hay subha her raat k baad, Hum aap ko yaad kertay hain her sans k baad..

  11. Hum tum ko KITNA YAAD kertay hain

    12. Her khushi main tumhari bat kartay hain, Tum salamat raho yeh faryad kartay hain, Ab aik sms main kaisay batayain k, Hum tum ko KITNA YAAD kertay hain...

  12. Kuch log bohut yaad aate hain

    13. Jub yad ka album kholon to, Kuch log bohut yad ate hain, Main guzre dinon ka sochon to, Kuch log bohut yaad ate hain, Ab jane kis nagri main, Soay pare hain muddat se, Main raat gaye tuk jaogon to, Kuch log bohut yaad aate hain Kuch batein theen pholon jesi, Kuch khushbo jese lehje […]

  13. Baar baar yeh din aaye,

    14. A warm Roman Urdu birthday wish asking that this joyful day return year after year, with the sender's deepest wish wrapped in a simple rhyme. Baar baar yeh din aaye, baar baar yeh dil gaaye, tu jiye hazaro saal, yehi hai meri aarzoo, Happy Birthday To You !!!

  14. Kuch log tot kar chahtay hain

    15. kuch log tot kar chahtay hain, kuch log chah kar toot jatay hain, hamain tum se mohabbat hai kitni, aao aaj tumhein yeh batatay hain, suna hay pyar mein mushkil nahi kuch bhee, chalo samandar mein aag lagar kar azmatay hain.

  15. Palkon me qaid kuch sapne hain

    16. Palkon me qaid kuch sapne hain... kuch begane kuch apne hain... na jane kya KASHISH hay in khayalon main... woh ghair hoke bhi kitne apne hain...

  16. Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain

    17. Urdu poem asking a fair question: among friends who are forgotten and friends who are remembered, where do you fall? Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain kuch dost pal-pal yad aatey hain hum apse yahi puchna chahte hain k dosto ki is qataar me hum kahan aatey hain

  17. Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do

    18. Starts as a sincere message asking you to open up, then veers into a threat to smash your phone if the SMS wasn't good. Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi […]

  18. Kuch khone ko pyar kehte hain

    19. Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain, sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin, kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain

  19. Kuch rishtay anjanay mein hi ho jatay hain

    20. Kuch rishtay anjanay mein hi ho jatay hain, Pehle dil phir zindagi say jur jatay hain, Kehtay hain us daur ko pyaar, Jisme log zindagi say bhi pyare ho jatay hain

  20. main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

    21. A girl pledges to give up everything for her boyfriend — parents, food, the whole world — right up until he mentions Star Plus. Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!

  21. Guzray hain hum kuch aisay muqam say

    22. Pee hay sharab her gali her may khanay say, Aik dosti si ho gayai hay sharab k jaam say, Guzray hain hum kuch aisay muqam say k, Nafrat si ho gayai hay mohabbat k naam say...

  22. Kuch to khas tha hato ki lakeer main

    23. Tanha tha is duniya ki bheer main Socha koi nahin mery taqdeer main Aik din aap ne dosti ka hath barhaya To laga kuch to khas tha hato ki lakeer main

  23. Main tumse kuch kahna chahta hun,

    24. A classic setup-and-twist SMS that builds toward a tender romantic confession, then pivots to a patriotic punchline at the last moment. main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz "MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"

  24. Ek baar le lo baahon mein Saajna

    25. Romantic Hindi Hug Day SMS about silent conversations and a heart that always stops itself just before saying 'hold me'. Man hi man karati hu baatein Dilki her ek baat kah jaati hu Ek baar le lo bahon mai ab to sajna Yahin her baar kahte kahte, ruk jaati hu!!! Happy Hug Day 2020

  25. Hum khud pe gharur nahi kertay

    26. Hum khud pe gharur nahi kertay, Kisi ko dosti kerny py majbor nahin kertay, Magar jisy ek bar dil mein basa lein, Usay martay dum tak dil say door nahin kertay,

  26. Kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai

    27. Prayerful Hindi Durga Puja SMS about Maa Durga's light and grace — everyone who comes to her door receives something. Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai. Sabke dilon ko surur milta hai. Jo bhi jata hai mata ke dwar, Usse kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai.

  27. Samandar to samandar hai, kabhi bola nahin kertay

    28. Khamosh lehje mere hamdam kabhi bola nahin kertay, Dard-o-gham ko her kisi k samnay khola nahin kertay, Mohabbat to mohabbat hai, Bari anmol hoti hai, Mohabbat ko tarazu main kabhi tola nahin kertay, Mere khamosh rehne per koi ilzam mat dena, Samandar to samandar hai, kabhi bola nahin kertay,

  28. Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain

    29. Distance and disagreements are part of every friendship — but real ones always find their way back to each other. Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

  29. Na miltay ho na SMS kertay ho

    30. Aay dost tum bhi ajeeb ho. Meray dil k kitnay qareeb ho. Na miltay ho na SMS kertay ho. kia tum mujh say bhi ziyadah gharib ho.

  30. Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain

    31. A Roman Urdu rain poem — dark clouds, a hidden moon, and memories of someone not here. Aaj badal kalay gehray hain, aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain, Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k, bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,

  31. Kisi se pyar kertay ho

    32. Kahan dil chor aye ho, bohut chup chap se rehtay ho, Na bante ho na sanwarte ho na koi bat karta ho Bhari mehfil main bhi aksar hamesha khoay rehtay ho Udasi aankho main le kay her ek chehre ko takte ho Koi jab yaad aata hai to Thundi aah bharte ho To khul kar […]

  32. kub yaad kartay hain ?

    33. Roman Urdu verse about wanting others' happiness while sitting in wait, wondering when the person being thought of will send a message. Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain, Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain, Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain, Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein "YAAD" Karte Hain...

  33. kuch dil ki laghi

    34. A ghazal with a gentle invitation — you start, and they'll teach you how to love properly, step by step. Kuch Dil Ki Lagi Tum Chero, Kuch Dil Lagana Hum Sikhayen.. Kuch Pyar Ki Baatein Tum Karo, Kuch Pyar Nibhana Hum Sikhayen. .Kuch Nazar Ka Ishara Tum Karo, Kuch Aankh Milana Hum Sikhayen.. Kuch Jan […]