Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do

Hindi Funny SMS

Starts as a sincere message asking you to open up, then veers into a threat to smash your phone if the SMS wasn't good.

Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do,
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do,
Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy
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Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p

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  1. main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

    2. A girl pledges to give up everything for her boyfriend — parents, food, the whole world — right up until he mentions Star Plus. Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!

  2. Main tumse kuch kahna chahta hun,

    3. A classic setup-and-twist SMS that builds toward a tender romantic confession, then pivots to a patriotic punchline at the last moment. main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz "MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"

  3. Kuch to khas tha hato ki lakeer main

    4. Tanha tha is duniya ki bheer main Socha koi nahin mery taqdeer main Aik din aap ne dosti ka hath barhaya To laga kuch to khas tha hato ki lakeer main

  4. kuch din main kai baar kertay hain

    5. A double-meaning SMS stringing together increasingly suggestive descriptions of how different people charge their mobile phones overnight. kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker […]

  5. Kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai

    6. Prayerful Hindi Durga Puja SMS about Maa Durga's light and grace — everyone who comes to her door receives something. Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai. Sabke dilon ko surur milta hai. Jo bhi jata hai mata ke dwar, Usse kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai.

  6. Palkon me qaid kuch sapne hain

    7. Palkon me qaid kuch sapne hain... kuch begane kuch apne hain... na jane kya KASHISH hay in khayalon main... woh ghair hoke bhi kitne apne hain...

  7. Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon

    8. Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon Tum ko apna banaana chahta hoon Bhula kar apne sab gham Tumhe dilse apnana chahta hoon Tumhe tumhari ijazaat se Apne dil mein basana chahta hoon Apne naam k saath joar kar tumhara naam Duniya ko sar-e-aam dikhana chahta hoon Kab ho Qubooliyat ki ghari na jaane Tumhe […]

  8. ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena

    9. Love advice: don't let romance ruin you — especially don't spend the vegetable money on mobile top-ups for someone. ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena, Apne ammi k arman khak mai na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabzi laane k liye milte hain, unka easy load na karwa lena

  9. Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.

    10. Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

  10. Mulk ka kuch bhala karo

    11. A patriotic call for citizens to rise and serve the nation — abruptly cut short once the sender realises who the message was sent to. Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo. Jaggooo! . . . . . . . . Acha tum ho.. sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao isi mai hi […]

  11. Dil mein ab Dard-e-Mohabbat ke siva kuch nahi

    12. Nothing left in the heart except the ache of loving you — and nothing worth offering except wounds. Dil mein ab Dard-e-Mohabbat ke siva kuch nahi, Zindagi mein ab teri Ibadat ke siva kuch nahi, Mein Tohfe mein tujhe kya pesh karu, Mere daman mein kaanton ke siva kuch nahi.

  12. Kuch waqt baqi hay new year aanay mein

    13. Hopeful Roman Urdu New Year SMS written in the last moments of the old year, suggesting this is the time to settle old grievances and start fresh. Abhi Kuch Lamhy Baqi Hain, Sal K Khatam Honay Mein, Chalo Aisa Karen Hum Tum, Gilay Shikway Jo Rehte Hai, Hamesha Darmiya’n Apne, Kyun Na Khatam Kar Dalen, […]

  13. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

    14. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh, Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh...;):D:D

  14. Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta

    15. Nobody truly does anything for anyone else — not even the living stand by the living half as much as they claim. Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta Arey‚¦ Marne ki baat to door rahi Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi […]

  15. Sab kuch milta hai is jahan mein Saquib

    16. A ghazal about things this world offers freely — except the past, a shoulder in grief, and a friend who truly stays. Sab kuch milta hai is jahan mein Saquib Nahin milta to guzra hoa pal nahin milta Kartey rahen ge younhi sairab zameenen In aansoon ko ab koi aanchal nahin milta Ghurbat mein mayyasar […]

  16. Jayengay car main, aayengay akhbar main

    17. Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office. Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi! Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein‚!!

  17. Kisi ki aankh se sapne chura kar kuch nahi milta

    18. Kisi ki aankh se sapne chura kar kuch nahi milta Mandiron se chiragon ko bujha kar kuch nahi milta Koi aik adh sapna ho to phir accha b lagta hai Hazaron khwab ankhon mei saja kar kuch nahi milta Yeh accha hai ke aapas ke bharam na tootne payein Kabhi kabhi doston ko azma kar […]

  18. Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,

    19. A good morning SMS that opens with poetic observations about someone looking flustered and glowing, then lands on the real reason: they haven't bathed in days. Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho ?Good Morning?

  19. Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

    20. A philosophical SMS about what you came into the world with and what you'll leave with — ending in a dig about saving money to install CNG in your phone. Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . […]

  20. Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy

    21. Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy, Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay, Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy, Jaise purani haeli main "BHOOT" ka saaya hay

  21. kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain

    22. Ranks cheapskates by tier, saving the top spot for the person who sends a miscall just to check their own balance. Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

  22. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

    23. A husband returns home late after a fight and cheerfully reports that the damage his wife did wasn't as bad as it sounds. 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai […]

  23. Titlee jo ek mujh ko mili thi kitaab main

    24. Titlee jo ek mujh ko mili thi kitaab main Woh apna aks chore gayi mere khuwaab main Ab tak woh mere zehen main uljha sawaal hai Shaamil rahi jo har ghari mere nisaab main Aankhon main neend hai na koi khuwaab door tak Rehte hain hum bhi aaj kal waise azaab main Milta hai gardishon […]

  24. Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo........

    25. A dare SMS: if you want to impress the world, stand upside down on an elephant, flip the photo, and show everyone. Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo........ hathi kai oper ulta kharay hokar photo khichwaoo... .. phir photo ko ulta karkay dunia ko dekhaooo... Kaisaaaaaaa

  25. Saath chalne main jo maza hota

    26. Saath chalne main jo maza hota Woh humain bhi kabhi mila hota Yeh hi hasrat rahi hamari faqat Saath apne koi chala hota Hum bhatakte rahe the raahon mein koi rasta pata chala hota Thaam leta humain bhi barh ke koi Haath hum ko koi mila hota Hum ulajhte nahi zamane se Ek jo Humsafar […]

  26. Kuch aur bhi hay

    27. Zindagi sirf mohabbat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay zulf-o-rukhsar ki jannat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay bhool-o-aflas ki is maari hui dunya main ishq hi ek haqiqat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay ...

  27. Kuch Na Puchiye

    28. Kitne Nazuk Mizaj Hain Wo Kuch Na Puchiye Neend Nahi Aati Unhaien Dharkan k Shor Say..............

  28. Mil jae gy ek din hum kuch is tarhan

    29. Tairi judae mai hoe jo halat to daikho Raton ko nend na ae kuch to socho Jab say gae ho dur hum sy Yaad utna he aty ho kasam sy Nahin ata aghar yaqeen is baat ka to Khwabon mai taire yaadon ke shidat to daiko Janty hain pyar mai hoty hain imtaihan bhot Tairy […]

  29. kuch dil ki laghi

    30. A ghazal with a gentle invitation — you start, and they'll teach you how to love properly, step by step. Kuch Dil Ki Lagi Tum Chero, Kuch Dil Lagana Hum Sikhayen.. Kuch Pyar Ki Baatein Tum Karo, Kuch Pyar Nibhana Hum Sikhayen. .Kuch Nazar Ka Ishara Tum Karo, Kuch Aankh Milana Hum Sikhayen.. Kuch Jan […]

  30. Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

    31. Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto "Dard-e-bhutto" "Dard-e-bhutto" Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ha koi muqabla karne wala

  31. Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,

    32. A Roman Urdu poem that compliments someone's appearance then reveals they just bathed. Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho, Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki, BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..

  32. To koi kuch na keh k DOSTI NIBHATA HAI.

    33. Jab koi khayal dil se takrata hai, Dil na chah ker bhi khamosh ho jata hai, Koi sab kuch keh ker dosti jatata hai, To koi kuch na keh k DOSTI NIBHATA HAI.

  33. Kuch log tot kar chahtay hain

    34. kuch log tot kar chahtay hain, kuch log chah kar toot jatay hain, hamain tum se mohabbat hai kitni, aao aaj tumhein yeh batatay hain, suna hay pyar mein mushkil nahi kuch bhee, chalo samandar mein aag lagar kar azmatay hain.