Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo........

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Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo........
hathi kai oper ulta kharay hokar photo khichwaoo... ..
phir photo ko ulta karkay dunia ko dekhaooo... Kaisaaaaaaa

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  1. DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,

    2. DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao, KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY, chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao. Good Night(S)

  2. Kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai

    3. Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai. Sabke dilon ko surur milta hai. Jo bhi jata hai mata ke dwar, Usse kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai.

  3. Agar aap ko garmi lagay to ap kia karo gay?

    4. Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay. Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

  4. Bun jaon agar tum sa tumhain kaisa lagay ga

    5. Bun jaon agar tum sa tumhain kaisa lagay ga Her pal rahon mein yadoon mein kaisa lagay ga? Dartey ho jo tum narazgi say meri ho jaon agar tum say khafa kaisa lagay ga? Tum pyar mein khud ko ho mitanay pay raazi Ban jayai agar pyar saza kaisa lagay ga ? Khud se bhi […]

  5. Ap ki nigah agar meharban ho jai

    6. Ap ki nigah agar meharban ho jai Main jis zameen pe hoon wo asman ho jai Hai ab bhi aap ko shak mere dosti per To phir ik baar mera imtehan ho jai

  6. kuch dil ki laghi

    7. Kuch Dil Ki Lagi Tum Chero, Kuch Dil Lagana Hum Sikhayen.. Kuch Pyar Ki Baatein Tum Karo, Kuch Pyar Nibhana Hum Sikhayen. .Kuch Nazar Ka Ishara Tum Karo, Kuch Aankh Milana Hum Sikhayen.. Kuch Jan KI Baazi Tum Lagao, Kuch Jan Sey Jana Hum Sikhayen.. Kuch Thora sa Hans K Tum Dakho, Kuch Muskurana Hum […]

  7. Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna

    8. Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hay to aetbar sath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana hay to DAANT saaf rakhna

  8. Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do

    9. Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p

  9. Kisi ki aankh se sapne chura kar kuch nahi milta

    10. Kisi ki aankh se sapne chura kar kuch nahi milta Mandiron se chiragon ko bujha kar kuch nahi milta Koi aik adh sapna ho to phir accha b lagta hai Hazaron khwab ankhon mei saja kar kuch nahi milta Yeh accha hai ke aapas ke bharam na tootne payein Kabhi kabhi doston ko azma kar […]

  10. Zindagi mein kuch sapnay saja lena

    11. Zindagi mein kuch sapnay saja lena, Agar waqt mile to kuch armaan jaga lena, Hum aap ki raahon se sab Dard chupa leinge, Jab chahey hamain aazmaa lena.

  11. Hum agar aapse mil nahi patay..

    12. Hum agar aapse mil nahi patay aisa nahin ke hamein aap yaad nahi aatay, mana jahan k sab rishte nibhaye nahi jatey, par jo bas jatey haib dil maib phir bhulae nahi jatey..

  12. Dosti agar buri ho, to use hone mat do,

    13. Dosti agar buri ho, to use hone mat do, Ho gayi to use khone mat do, Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to use sone mat do, Jagte raho…

  13. Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho

    14. Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho, to tum use door se dekh rahe ho, Ya phir gharoor se dekh rahe ho (Hazrat Ali(R.A)"

  14. Agar zuban pey sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha To

    15. Pilana farz tha kuch bhi pila diya hota, Sharab kam thi to pani mila diya hota, Agar zuban pey sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha To, Muskura key sar hi hila diya hota..

  15. Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man day do

    16. Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man day do Apni muskurahatain apna bholapun day do Apni ankhain baksh do apna husn nawaz do Apna sakhan day do apnay dil ka dhun day do Tumharay dum say meray jevan mein khushiyain hain bahar hay Mein kuch kehna chahta hon mujhey tumse mohabbat hay, mujhey tum se […]

  16. Ho jao agar zamane say dukhi

    17. Ho jao agar zamane say dukhi, Bikta hai gham dushman k bazaar main, Lakhon dard chupay hotay hain, Ek chotay say inkaar main, Ho jao agar zamanay say dukhi, To sawagat hai "wakeel" k darbaar main

  17. Hai tu agar mera dilbar

    18. Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

  18. Kuch aur bhi hay

    19. Zindagi sirf mohabbat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay zulf-o-rukhsar ki jannat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay bhool-o-aflas ki is maari hui dunya main ishq hi ek haqiqat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay ...

  19. Agar dada ashiq na hota

    20. Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota, Apna bhi bank balance hota, Agar dada ashiq na hota...:p

  20. Deepak mein agar noor na hota

    21. deepak mein agar noor na hota tanha dil youn majboor na hota mein app ko "EID MUBARAK" kehne zaroor ata agar app ka ghar itna door na hota "EID MUBARAK"

  21. Zindagi qaid-e-musalsal ka siwa kuch bhi nahi

    22. Zindagi qad e musalsal ka siwa kuch bhi nahi Kiya tha‚  jurm- e -wafa‚  is‚  k siwa kuch bhi nahi ‚  Jeenay ki arzo ma roz mar rahey han Dawa teri muhabbat ka siwa kuch bhi nahi ‚  Khnchti‚  ha‚  appni‚  taraf‚  gulshan‚  ki‚  rang- o- bu Kashish phoolon ma khushboo ka siwa kuch bhi […]

  22. kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain

    23. Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

  23. Kuch log bohut yaad aate hain

    24. Jub yad ka album kholon to, Kuch log bohut yad ate hain, Main guzre dinon ka sochon to, Kuch log bohut yaad ate hain, Ab jane kis nagri main, Soay pare hain muddat se, Main raat gaye tuk jaogon to, Kuch log bohut yaad aate hain Kuch batein theen pholon jesi, Kuch khushbo jese lehje […]

  24. Ahsaas agar ho to

    25. Ahsaas agar ho to mahabbat karo mehsus Her baat ka azhaar zaruri nhi lab sey

  25. Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon

    26. Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon Tum ko apna banaana chahta hoon Bhula kar apne sab gham Tumhe dilse apnana chahta hoon Tumhe tumhari ijazaat se Apne dil mein basana chahta hoon Apne naam k saath joar kar tumhara naam Duniya ko sar-e-aam dikhana chahta hoon Kab ho Qubooliyat ki ghari na jaane Tumhe […]

  26. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

    27. 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

  27. kuch din main kai baar kertay hain

    28. kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p

  28. Agar rizq...

    29. Agar rizq aqal-o-danish se milta tou jaanwar aur bewaqoof zinda hii na rehte ... (Hazrat Ali r.a.)

  29. Ab Agar Aao To Jaane ke Liye Mat Aana

    30. Ab Agar Aao To Jaane ke Liye Mat Aana Sirf Ahsaan Jataane ke Liye Mat Mana Maine Palkon Pe Tamannaen Saja Rakhi Hain Dil Par Umeed ki 100 Rasmen Jala Rakhi Hain Ye Hanseen Shamen Bujhaane ke Liye Mat Aana Pyar ki Aag Main Zanjeer Pighal Sakti Hai Chahne Walon ki Takdeer Badal Sakti Hai […]

  30. Agar msg karna chora to

    31. ))))) ( c 'o ':.,-' ))))) ( c '==o ':.,-' ))))) ( c '===o ':.,-' ))))) ( c '=======o ':.,-' Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-)

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    32. Abhi Kuch Lamhy Baqi Hain, Sal K Khatam Honay Mein, Chalo Aisa Karen Hum Tum, Gilay Shikway Jo Rehte Hai, Hamesha Darmiya’n Apne, Kyun Na Khatam Kar Dalen, Naye Waday Nayi Qasmein, Nayi Umeed Hum Bandhe’n, Naye Andaz Se Jeewan Ka Ik Ik Rukh Badal Dalen, Dilon Mein Hain Kadorat Jo, Hum Us Ko Khatam […]

  32. Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye

    33. Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye kuch to pakray gayai kuch hamare yaar hogaye

  33. Kuch log tot kar chahtay hain

    34. kuch log tot kar chahtay hain, kuch log chah kar toot jatay hain, hamain tum se mohabbat hai kitni, aao aaj tumhein yeh batatay hain, suna hay pyar mein mushkil nahi kuch bhee, chalo samandar mein aag lagar kar azmatay hain.