Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo........

Hindi Funny SMS

A dare SMS: if you want to impress the world, stand upside down on an elephant, flip the photo, and show everyone.

Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo........
hathi kai oper ulta kharay hokar photo khichwaoo... ..
phir photo ko ulta karkay dunia ko dekhaooo... Kaisaaaaaaa

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