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Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo........
Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo........
hathi kai oper ulta kharay hokar photo khichwaoo... ..
phir photo ko ulta karkay dunia ko dekhaooo... Kaisaaaaaaa
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- DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,
- Kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai
- Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do
- Agar aap ko garmi lagay to ap kia karo gay?
- Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna
- kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain
- Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?
- kuch din main kai baar kertay hain
- Kuch waqt baqi hay new year aanay mein
- Dosti agar buri ho, to use hone mat do,
- Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho
- Agar dada ashiq na hota
- Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
- Main tumse kuch kahna chahta hun,
- Deepak mein agar noor na hota
- main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
- Agar rizq...
- Agar msg karna chora to
- Mulk ka kuch bhala karo
- Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata
- Agar Tum DON hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
- Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.
- chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao
- 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
- Sochti hon k ye dualat
- News reporter & pathan
- 1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
- Good Night or good morning
- Phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!
- Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
- Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
- 1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!.
- Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao, KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY, chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao. Good Night(S)
Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai. Sabke dilon ko surur milta hai. Jo bhi jata hai mata ke dwar, Usse kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai.
Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p
Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay. Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.
Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hay to aetbar sath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana hay to DAANT saaf rakhna
Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p
Abhi Kuch Lamhy Baqi Hain, Sal K Khatam Honay Mein, Chalo Aisa Karen Hum Tum, Gilay Shikway Jo Rehte Hai, Hamesha Darmiya’n Apne, Kyun Na Khatam Kar Dalen, Naye Waday Nayi Qasmein, Nayi Umeed Hum Bandhe’n, Naye Andaz Se Jeewan Ka Ik Ik Rukh Badal Dalen, Dilon Mein Hain Kadorat Jo, Hum Us Ko Khatam […]
Dosti agar buri ho, to use hone mat do, Ho gayi to use khone mat do, Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to use sone mat do, Jagte raho…
Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho, to tum use door se dekh rahe ho, Ya phir gharoor se dekh rahe ho (Hazrat Ali(R.A)"
Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota, Apna bhi bank balance hota, Agar dada ashiq na hota...:p
Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho ?Good Morning?
main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz "MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
deepak mein agar noor na hota tanha dil youn majboor na hota mein app ko "EID MUBARAK" kehne zaroor ata agar app ka ghar itna door na hota "EID MUBARAK"
Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!
Agar rizq aqal-o-danish se milta tou jaanwar aur bewaqoof zinda hii na rehte ... (Hazrat Ali r.a.)
))))) ( c 'o ':.,-' ))))) ( c '==o ':.,-' ))))) ( c '===o ':.,-' ))))) ( c '=======o ':.,-' Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-)
Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo. Jaggooo! . . . . . . . . Acha tum ho.. sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai
Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye, Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye, Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata, Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.
Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay? Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naa'yi kar rahay hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...
DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao, KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY, Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao. Good Night
DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao, KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON¢â‚¬â¢T WORRY, chadar-takiya lo aur so jao. Good Night(S)
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
Sochti hon ke ye dualat ye bungley ye gariaan ye dunia bhar k aisho aram sab chor kar chali jaon lekin phir sochti hon k . . . . . PHELE YE SAB MIL TO JAYE!!!!
News reporter: KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray? Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai, sub ne patri par chalang laga di. Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye? Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha, ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait […]
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei 1 chunti ko cherta hai. chunti ghusay mei Hathni k pas ja k kehti he: Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo warna mard hamary ghar me b hain
X'cuse me, Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho aur sms parh rahe ho to "Good Night" Aur agar aap so gaye ho aur sms subah parho gay to phir "Good Morning"
Parh likh kar kya karna hai, Akhir 1 din sabko marna hai, Mar kar bhi agar janam liya, to phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !! So enjoY!!
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.! Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.! Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.! Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!. Per uski laash haste hue mili, Farishton ne pocha aisa kion? Pathan:Hum samjha koi hamara photo kheench raha hai :p
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?