main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

Hindi Funny SMS

A girl pledges to give up everything for her boyfriend — parents, food, the whole world — right up until he mentions Star Plus.

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!

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  1. isi liye main usay le ja raha hon

    2. A father-and-boyfriend exchange where dad objects to his daughter spending her life with a donkey — and the boyfriend's reply lands the twist. Girl's father: "main nahin chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray" Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."

  2. Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do

    3. Starts as a sincere message asking you to open up, then veers into a threat to smash your phone if the SMS wasn't good. Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi […]

  3. Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta

    4. Nobody truly does anything for anyone else — not even the living stand by the living half as much as they claim. Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta Arey‚¦ Marne ki baat to door rahi Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi […]

  4. kuch din main kai baar kertay hain

    5. A double-meaning SMS stringing together increasingly suggestive descriptions of how different people charge their mobile phones overnight. kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker […]

  5. Main tumse kuch kahna chahta hun,

    6. A classic setup-and-twist SMS that builds toward a tender romantic confession, then pivots to a patriotic punchline at the last moment. main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz "MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"

  6. Kuch to khas tha hato ki lakeer main

    7. Tanha tha is duniya ki bheer main Socha koi nahin mery taqdeer main Aik din aap ne dosti ka hath barhaya To laga kuch to khas tha hato ki lakeer main

  7. Main hamesha aap k liye eik ehsas hon

    8. Udaas na hona kion k main sath hon, Samnay na sahi per aas paas hoon, Aankhon ko band karo dil se yaad karo, Main hamesha aap k liye eik ehsas hon,

  8. Meray liye sittara kon sa hai

    9. A girl asks an astrologer which star suits her; he asks how many children she has — 11 — and assigns her Pakistan's Green Star. Aik larki Njoomi se, Meray liye sittara kon sa hai? Njoomi tumharay bachy kitnay hain? Larki boli.11. Njoomi, tumharay liye Sabaz Sitara sahi rahay ga

  9. Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaza Pe Chor Diya

    10. Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaza Pe Chor Diya Har Ek Kam Hum Ne Khuda Pe Chor Diya Woh Hum Ko Yad Rahkta Ya Bhula Deta Usi Ka Kaam Tha Usi Ki Raza Pe Chor Diya Us Ki Marzi Bujha De Ya Phir Jala Rakhe Cheragh Hum Ne Jala Kar Hawa Pe Chor Diya Us Se […]

  10. Kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai

    11. Prayerful Hindi Durga Puja SMS about Maa Durga's light and grace — everyone who comes to her door receives something. Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai. Sabke dilon ko surur milta hai. Jo bhi jata hai mata ke dwar, Usse kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai.

  11. kuch dil ki laghi

    12. A ghazal with a gentle invitation — you start, and they'll teach you how to love properly, step by step. Kuch Dil Ki Lagi Tum Chero, Kuch Dil Lagana Hum Sikhayen.. Kuch Pyar Ki Baatein Tum Karo, Kuch Pyar Nibhana Hum Sikhayen. .Kuch Nazar Ka Ishara Tum Karo, Kuch Aankh Milana Hum Sikhayen.. Kuch Jan […]

  12. Mohabbat karnay walon ki ab talash chor di

    13. Mohabbat karnay walon ki ab talash karna chor di hum ne log to shayud waqt guzarnay aur dil jalanay k liye miltay hain

  13. Palkon par aasoo chor jate hain

    14. Kuch meethe pal yaad aate hain, Palko par ansu chor jate hain, Kal koi aur mil jaaye toh hamain na bhool jana, Dosti ke rishtey zindagi bhar kaam aate hain.

  14. Kuch aur bhi hay

    15. Zindagi sirf mohabbat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay zulf-o-rukhsar ki jannat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay bhool-o-aflas ki is maari hui dunya main ishq hi ek haqiqat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay ...

  15. Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo........

    16. A dare SMS: if you want to impress the world, stand upside down on an elephant, flip the photo, and show everyone. Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo........ hathi kai oper ulta kharay hokar photo khichwaoo... .. phir photo ko ulta karkay dunia ko dekhaooo... Kaisaaaaaaa

  16. Sab kuch milta hai is jahan mein Saquib

    17. A ghazal about things this world offers freely — except the past, a shoulder in grief, and a friend who truly stays. Sab kuch milta hai is jahan mein Saquib Nahin milta to guzra hoa pal nahin milta Kartey rahen ge younhi sairab zameenen In aansoon ko ab koi aanchal nahin milta Ghurbat mein mayyasar […]

  17. Dhadkan ke liye dil chahiye

    18. Roman Urdu SMS tracing a chain — heartbeat to love to joy to friendship — ending at the simple need for the recipient. Dhadkan ke liye dil chahiye, Dil ke liye pyaar chahiye, Pyaar ke liye khushi chahiye, Khushi ke liye YAAR chahiye, aur YAARke liye.. aap hona.

  18. Meri har ek dhakan aap ke liye hai

    19. Every heartbeat, every smile — all for one person, with a life now spent waiting for them. Meri har ek dhakan aap ke liye hai, Meri har ek muskuraht aap ke liye hai, Aap ki ada mere dilko churane ke liye hi hai, Ab toh meri yeah zindagi aap ke intezaar ke liye hai!!!

  19. Yaadon ki barsaat liye

    20. Yaadon ki barsaat liye Duaaon ki soghat liye Dil ki gehrayee se Chand ki roshnai se Pholon k kaghaz per Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz "I LOVE YOU"

  20. Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.

    21. Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

  21. Kuch log bohut yaad aate hain

    22. Jub yad ka album kholon to, Kuch log bohut yad ate hain, Main guzre dinon ka sochon to, Kuch log bohut yaad ate hain, Ab jane kis nagri main, Soay pare hain muddat se, Main raat gaye tuk jaogon to, Kuch log bohut yaad aate hain Kuch batein theen pholon jesi, Kuch khushbo jese lehje […]

  22. Kia hum kum hain rooshni k liye

    23. Hum jaise dost hotay nahin sab k liye, Yeh tohfa hai kisi kisi k liye. Kion jala rakha hai shamma bujha dijiye Kia hum kum hain rooshni k liye

  23. Zindagi qaid-e-musalsal ka siwa kuch bhi nahi

    24. A ghazal about life as a prison — the only cure is your love, and even forgetting you feels like just another truth. Zindagi qad e musalsal ka siwa kuch bhi nahi Kiya tha‚  jurm- e -wafa‚  is‚  k siwa kuch bhi nahi ‚  Jeenay ki arzo ma roz mar rahey han Dawa teri muhabbat […]

  24. Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye

    25. Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye kuch to pakray gayai kuch hamare yaar hogaye

  25. Kuch log tot kar chahtay hain

    26. kuch log tot kar chahtay hain, kuch log chah kar toot jatay hain, hamain tum se mohabbat hai kitni, aao aaj tumhein yeh batatay hain, suna hay pyar mein mushkil nahi kuch bhee, chalo samandar mein aag lagar kar azmatay hain.

  26. Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye

    27. Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye, Aansu rokne ke liye muskan chahiye, Zinda rehne ke liye zindagi chahiye, Aur zindagi jine ke liye aap chahiya.

  27. Tera dost chor hay kia?

    28. A Munnabhai-Circuit exchange: Circuit hides his chain collection before an old friend visits — not because the friend's a thief, but because he'd recognize his own chains. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : […]

  28. Kisi ki aankh se sapne chura kar kuch nahi milta

    29. Kisi ki aankh se sapne chura kar kuch nahi milta Mandiron se chiragon ko bujha kar kuch nahi milta Koi aik adh sapna ho to phir accha b lagta hai Hazaron khwab ankhon mei saja kar kuch nahi milta Yeh accha hai ke aapas ke bharam na tootne payein Kabhi kabhi doston ko azma kar […]

  29. Palkon me qaid kuch sapne hain

    30. Palkon me qaid kuch sapne hain... kuch begane kuch apne hain... na jane kya KASHISH hay in khayalon main... woh ghair hoke bhi kitne apne hain...

  30. kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain

    31. Ranks cheapskates by tier, saving the top spot for the person who sends a miscall just to check their own balance. Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

  31. Dosti ghazal hey gungunanay k liye

    32. Dosti ghazal hey gungunanay k liye, Dosti naghma hay sunanay k liye, Yeh woh jazba hay jo sub ko milta nahin, Kiyon k hosla chahiye dosti nibhanay k liye..

  32. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

    33. A husband returns home late after a fight and cheerfully reports that the damage his wife did wasn't as bad as it sounds. 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai […]

  33. Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye

    34. An apology wrapped in total surrender — if you ever stay upset, the lengths needed to win you back would be everything. Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye