main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

Hindi Funny SMS

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!

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  1. Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do

    2. Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p

  2. kuch din main kai baar kertay hain

    3. kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p

  3. Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaza Pe Chor Diya

    4. Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaza Pe Chor Diya Har Ek Kam Hum Ne Khuda Pe Chor Diya Woh Hum Ko Yad Rahkta Ya Bhula Deta Usi Ka Kaam Tha Usi Ki Raza Pe Chor Diya Us Ki Marzi Bujha De Ya Phir Jala Rakhe Cheragh Hum Ne Jala Kar Hawa Pe Chor Diya Us Se […]

  4. Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta

    5. Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta Arey‚¦ Marne ki baat to door rahi Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta

  5. isi liye main usay le ja raha hon

    6. Girl's father: "main nahin chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray" Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."

  6. Main tumse kuch kahna chahta hun,

    7. main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz "MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"

  7. Kuch to khas tha hato ki lakeer main

    8. Tanha tha is duniya ki bheer main Socha koi nahin mery taqdeer main Aik din aap ne dosti ka hath barhaya To laga kuch to khas tha hato ki lakeer main

  8. Main hamesha aap k liye eik ehsas hon

    9. Udaas na hona kion k main sath hon, Samnay na sahi per aas paas hoon, Aankhon ko band karo dil se yaad karo, Main hamesha aap k liye eik ehsas hon,

  9. Mohabbat karnay walon ki ab talash chor di

    10. Mohabbat karnay walon ki ab talash karna chor di hum ne log to shayud waqt guzarnay aur dil jalanay k liye miltay hain

  10. Tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chor denge

    11. Panchi keh rahey hain k hum chaman chor denge, aur sitare keh rahey hain ki hum gagan chor denge, Agar tere ishq mein main mar bhi jaun ae sanam, Tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chor denge

  11. Kuch aur bhi hay

    12. Zindagi sirf mohabbat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay zulf-o-rukhsar ki jannat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay bhool-o-aflas ki is maari hui dunya main ishq hi ek haqiqat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay ...

  12. Kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai

    13. Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai. Sabke dilon ko surur milta hai. Jo bhi jata hai mata ke dwar, Usse kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai.

  13. Palkon par aasoo chor jate hain

    14. Kuch meethe pal yaad aate hain, Palko par ansu chor jate hain, Kal koi aur mil jaaye toh hamain na bhool jana, Dosti ke rishtey zindagi bhar kaam aate hain.

  14. Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man day do

    15. Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man day do Apni muskurahatain apna bholapun day do Apni ankhain baksh do apna husn nawaz do Apna sakhan day do apnay dil ka dhun day do Tumharay dum say meray jevan mein khushiyain hain bahar hay Mein kuch kehna chahta hon mujhey tumse mohabbat hay, mujhey tum se […]

  15. Tera dost chor hay kia?

    16. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

  16. Dard hota nahi Duniya ko dikhane k liye

    17. Dard hota nahi Duniya ko dikhane k liye, Har koi rota nahi Aansu bahane k liye, Ruthne ka mazaa to tab aata hai, Jab koi apna ho manane k liye.

  17. kuch dil ki laghi

    18. Kuch Dil Ki Lagi Tum Chero, Kuch Dil Lagana Hum Sikhayen.. Kuch Pyar Ki Baatein Tum Karo, Kuch Pyar Nibhana Hum Sikhayen. .Kuch Nazar Ka Ishara Tum Karo, Kuch Aankh Milana Hum Sikhayen.. Kuch Jan KI Baazi Tum Lagao, Kuch Jan Sey Jana Hum Sikhayen.. Kuch Thora sa Hans K Tum Dakho, Kuch Muskurana Hum […]

  18. Mera shehar hi chor do

    19. wo baat baat pay deta hai Parindoun ki misal Faraz saaf saaf nahi kehta mera sheher hi chor do

  19. Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon

    20. Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon Tum ko apna banaana chahta hoon Bhula kar apne sab gham Tumhe dilse apnana chahta hoon Tumhe tumhari ijazaat se Apne dil mein basana chahta hoon Apne naam k saath joar kar tumhara naam Duniya ko sar-e-aam dikhana chahta hoon Kab ho Qubooliyat ki ghari na jaane Tumhe […]

  20. muj ko chor kr janay walay

    21. muj ko chor kr janay walay mera dil dokhanay walay bin bataye tm kahan chalay gaye ho ab to mere khawabon mein bi bus tum he atay ho agar tm is eid pr na aye to mera kia banay ga? main kis tarah ye eid guzaron ga? ? ? AYE MERE GHAR SE BAGHAY HOWE […]

  21. Tera dost chor hai kya

    22. CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

  22. Jab Duniya Chor k Hum Janay Lagay Hain

    23. Ashq Woh Bhi Girnay Lagay Hain Paigam Un K Bhi Aanay Lagay Hain Iqrar Karte Hain Ab Mohabbat Ka Woh Bhi Jab Duniya Chor k Hum Janay Lagay Hain...

  23. Maut se pehle hamara sath na chor paoge

    24. Kia kahon tumhain? khuwab kahon to bikhar jaoge! dil kahon to toot jaoge! Lo, tumhara naam zindagi rakh deti hon..! Maut se pehle hamara sath na chor paoge...!!

  24. Yaar nay dil ka haal batana chor diya

    25. Yaar nay dil ka haal batana chor diya, Humne bhi gaherayi mein jana chod diya, Jab usko hi duri ka ehsas nahi, Humne bhi ehsas dilana chod diya.

  25. Mil jae gy ek din hum kuch is tarhan

    26. Tairi judae mai hoe jo halat to daikho Raton ko nend na ae kuch to socho Jab say gae ho dur hum sy Yaad utna he aty ho kasam sy Nahin ata aghar yaqeen is baat ka to Khwabon mai taire yaadon ke shidat to daiko Janty hain pyar mai hoty hain imtaihan bhot Tairy […]

  26. Is liye farz tha aap ko batana

    27. Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana, Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye farz tha aap ko batana, kay garmiyan aa gayi hain, Ab shuru ker do roz nahana! jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

  27. Apne 2020 k gunah dhonay k liye

    28. Apne 2020 k gunah dhonay k liye 99 bar is mantar ka wird karain "East or west, Saqib is the best" Ab edit ker k is msg mein apna naam dal k aur gunah mat karna:p

  28. Meri har ek dhakan aap ke liye hai

    29. Meri har ek dhakan aap ke liye hai, Meri har ek muskuraht aap ke liye hai, Aap ki ada mere dilko churane ke liye hi hai, Ab toh meri yeah zindagi aap ke intezaar ke liye hai!!!

  29. Yaadon ki barsaat liye

    30. Yaadon ki barsaat liye Duaaon ki soghat liye Dil ki gehrayee se Chand ki roshnai se Pholon k kaghaz per Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz "I LOVE YOU"

  30. Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.

    31. Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

  31. Zindagi qaid-e-musalsal ka siwa kuch bhi nahi

    32. Zindagi qad e musalsal ka siwa kuch bhi nahi Kiya tha‚  jurm- e -wafa‚  is‚  k siwa kuch bhi nahi ‚  Jeenay ki arzo ma roz mar rahey han Dawa teri muhabbat ka siwa kuch bhi nahi ‚  Khnchti‚  ha‚  appni‚  taraf‚  gulshan‚  ki‚  rang- o- bu Kashish phoolon ma khushboo ka siwa kuch bhi […]

  32. kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain

    33. Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

  33. Kuch log bohut yaad aate hain

    34. Jub yad ka album kholon to, Kuch log bohut yad ate hain, Main guzre dinon ka sochon to, Kuch log bohut yaad ate hain, Ab jane kis nagri main, Soay pare hain muddat se, Main raat gaye tuk jaogon to, Kuch log bohut yaad aate hain Kuch batein theen pholon jesi, Kuch khushbo jese lehje […]