kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain

Hindi Funny SMS

Ranks cheapskates by tier, saving the top spot for the person who sends a miscall just to check their own balance.

Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

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