Misleading SMS / Text Messages

Here have compiled a great list of misleading sms / text messages which are also known as

Double meaning sms / text messages

&

twisted sms / text messages

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By "double meaning or misleading sms" we refer to those messages which are twisted and tends to be different than somebody can think of.

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Full Time Masti ... Non stop fun

6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera...
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Woh raishmi balon wali

A detailed, suspense-filled description of silky hair, soft hands, and an approach through the dark — the whispered reveal at the end is not what you expect.

Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegi
aur dheeray sai bolegi
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“Maiyooon”…

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...

Teases with an emotionally charged "we love you" build-up before the twist: the love is for Pakistan, the homeland.

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...
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HAAN...!
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Aye pyaray watan (Pakistan) Hamain Tumse Pyar Hai....

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

Builds a romantic December-night memory with whispered intimacy — the cherished phrase turns out to be a street vendor's egg call.

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande

Hotho se jo choo liya, ehsas ab tak hai

Romantic setup about lips touching and a lingering sensation — the cause turns out to be a green chilli.

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

one girl asked to pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

Friendship vow SMS: our bond will never break — but honestly, your photo negative looks better than you do.

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

What happens, when lion roars 3 times ?

Slow build-up asking what happens when a lion roars three times — the anticlimactic answer: Tom & Jerry starts on TV.

Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?
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Batao kia hota hay ?
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Nahin malum?
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Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..

You are a GHONCHU..

An acronym SMS spelling out GHONCHU with flattering compliments, then immediately admitting it was always just an insult.

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

Jahan dekho, tum hi tum

A romantic "you're everywhere" SMS deflated when a Dettol hygiene ad points out that germs are, in fact, also everywhere.

Dil me tum

Dharkan me tum

Asman me tum

Zamen me tum

Ankhon me tum

jahan dekho

Tum hi tum

Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain

JARASEEM her jaga hote hain.