What happens, when lion roars 3 times ?

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Misleading SMS

Slow build-up asking what happens when a lion roars three times — the anticlimactic answer: Tom & Jerry starts on TV.

Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?
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Batao kia hota hay ?
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Nahin malum?
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Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..

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