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1. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.

2. Lion bounced on wife

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

3. Funny interview questions about IQ

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 499 Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into […]

4. Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?

Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess‚¦ Guess . . . Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

5. Purpose is more important than need

In race between lion & deer, Many time deer wins. Because lion runs 4 food & deer 4 life. Remember; ''Purpose is more important than need"

6. You are fair with the world

If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair with them, It is like expecting a lion not to eat you because you don't eat lion.

7. 1st holy fast begins

As the Fajar azan begins And the 1st holy fast begins May Allah bless you with happiness and grace your home with warmth & peace.

8. Alphabet "O" stand for Opportunity

Alphabet "O" stand for Opportunity, Which is absent in "yesterday" Available once in "Today" And Thrice in "Tomorrow" So Stay Positive Always.

9. I will give both of them

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

10. Some relationships are like TOM & JERRY.

Some relationships are like TOM & JERRY. They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can't live without each other.

11. Good friends are like tom & jerry

Good friends are like tom & jerry sometimes crap keeps them apart, but they always come back together! send this to all your favourite buddies..

12. The trouble with a Rat race

The trouble with a Rat race is that even if u win, u are still a Rat. So Always run with Lions. No matter even if u r defeated, u are still a Lion.

13. Journey of a thousand miles

A Journey Of A Thousand Miles Begins With A Single Step. Then, You Get In A Car And Go To The Airport. It Doesn't Take That Long :p

14. Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

15. Couples hold hands during their wedding

Y do couples hold hands during their wedding? Its a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

16. Short Father's Day Message

A man knows he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.

17. Love begins with a smile

Love begins with a smile Grows with a kiss And Ends with a teardrop

18. Someone misses you

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO ..

19. Anything..u interpret to a lie

I really dont know what to say Nothing I guess Because anything that comes out of my mind, you interpret to a lie . . . thanks for trusting me

20. I guess that I'm the loser

I guess that I'm da loser Cause u hav found some1 new But I'm still here, still all alone Just crying over u

21. Women's guess described by Rudyard Kipling

Woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty -- Rudyard Kipling

22. Need a hug, I will hold you tight

Alone? I'll be ur shadow. Want to cry? Here's my shoulder. Need a hug? I'll hold you tight. Bcoz where ur strength ends, My worth of being ur love begins.

23. It is wrong to sleep with married women.

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.

24. The most romantic country of the world..?

The most romantic country of the world..? . . guess! . . O yes! it's Pakistan u know y? ? ? har raat candle light dinner (thanks to kesc)

25. To avoid side effects

Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects!

26. Many smiling moments in ur life

Smile is completed When It begins with you Lips, Reflects in your Eyes, & Ends with a glow on your Face I Wish U many many Smiling Moments in ur life.

27. Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. :-( Guess why ? bcoz there it was written "Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain"

28. When things turn out

When things turn out bad and your strength is no longer enough to carry them. You must never give up, cause when your strength ends, my worth is your friend begins.

29. Never give up

"When problems are so big and your strength is no longer enough to carry them, don't give up. Cause Where your strength ends, the grace of ALLAH begins."

30. Happy New Year Greetings With Smile

Happy New Year Greetings And This Is To Wish You Jubilation As The New Year Begins Which Contains The Joy And Happiness That You Have Been Waiting For All Along. It's Time To Be Warm At Heart And Being In Smiles.

31. Just had an x-ray taken.

Just had an x-ray taken. Guess what they found? It was U safely stucked in my heart. They said my heart is fine with U in it. Remove U and Im DEAD!

32. Missing me and reading my SMS

Let me guess what U R doing... Reading book? Na Na! Listining Music? Uhu! Watching TV? Nah! Caught U! Missing me and reading my SMS na.!! Oh now U R smiling.

33. Girls misuse it, models sell it

Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it! doctors advice it! death freezes it! artists create it! Guess, what's that? It's SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!