What happens when a lion roars thrice?

Funny SMS

A suspense-buildup joke with a Tom & Jerry cartoon as the punchline.

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Think
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Any guess?
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Ok i will tell you..
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!

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