Pehla aadha shabd bola hay

Hindi Miss You SMS

A funny Roman Urdu miss you joke about a tapori's baby saying its very first half-word, with a punchline that earns the laugh.

Ek Tapori ki wife:
Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
Wife: Behan

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