Parrot bola pathan

Hindi Funny SMS

A Pathan walks through town with a parrot on his shoulder; when asked what creature it is, the parrot speaks first.

Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani
totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..

Kisi nay pocha:"Yeh kon sa janwar hai?"

tota(parrot) bola: "PATHAN"

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