1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!.

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1. 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

A Pathan joke built on a simple mix-up about the word 'abu' (father). 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga. Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua? Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

2. Wazarat-e-bijli nay load shedding...

Breaking news by Geo : Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam karnay ka elaan... " Sorry, Abhi itna he suna tha K light chali gai .

3. Pathan ki mangni hoi

A Pathan breaks off his engagement after learning his fiancée had no prior affairs — if no one else wanted her, he figures, why should he. Pathan ki mangni hoi, usey pata chala k uski mangaiter ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha, us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di k jo kisi aur […]

4. is zindagi se tu mout achi

Man complains life is worse than death; an angel immediately appears — man backtracks hard and says he was joking. Aik admi:is zindagi se tu mout achi Achanak aik farishta aya aur kaha tumhari jan lene ka hukum hua hai Admi: ye lo yahan per tu mazaq bhi nahin ker sakte!

5. Mout ke baad yaad

mout ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi, mitti mery kabr ki utha raha hai koi, a khuda do pal ki zindgi or de de, mery kabr se udas ja raha hai koi...

6. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

A Pathan arrives at a locked door with a taunting note from his friend and comes up with the ideal written response. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko, Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia, "Hum tu aaya […]

7. wife di mout ki khabar sun ker

A dark Sardar joke where one man condoles another on a wife killed by a bullet to the forehead — and picks a very specific detail to be grateful about. Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si? Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich. Sardar1 […]

8. Shadi me 1 pathan

Pathan eats for hours at a wedding banquet; explains he had no choice — the invitation card said 'Dinner 7 to 10 PM.' Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon, per kia karon card me likha tha […]

9. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya

Pathan receives a blank SMS, calls back, and politely warns the sender that their mobile's ink has run out. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!

10. Parrot bola pathan

A Pathan walks through town with a parrot on his shoulder; when asked what creature it is, the parrot speaks first. Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha.. Kisi nay pocha:"Yeh kon sa janwar hai?" tota(parrot) bola: "PATHAN"

11. Air hostess pathan se

A Pathan on a flight asks for his chai with a taweez (amulet); the air hostess clarifies: it's just a tea bag. Air hostess pathan se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge? Pathan: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao. Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai .... :)

12. Pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

A Pathan joins a funeral procession, mishears the prayer, and shouts 'Long Live!' at entirely the wrong moment. 1 jinaza ja raha tha bohut say log sath ja rahay thay 1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

13. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya

Pathan splits his own head hammering a nail with a rock because someone told him to use his khopri (skull) as a tool. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Dr. ne pocha:- "khan sahab kia howa ?" Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha, hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p

14. 1 pathan aero plane mein

Pathan grabs the pilot's headphones mid-flight — he paid for the ticket, so why should the pilot get the music to himself? 1 pathan aero plane me pilot say headphone cheen leta hai. Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho? Pathan says: Ticket ka paisa hum bhare aur gana tum akela suney:p

15. News reporter & pathan

A news reporter asks a Pathan how so many Pathans died on a station platform — and the explanation involves an announcement taken far too literally. News reporter: KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray? Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai, sub ne patri par […]

16. Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gia

Pathan at a marriage meeting asks how many brothers the girl has; she says she had three but now has four (odd reply, no explanation). Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain? Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 […]

17. 100 pathan aik kashti

A hundred Pathans are on a stuck boat and decide the best plan is to get out and push — from outside. 100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay k achanak kashti ruk gai . . . or . . . sab doob gaye, kaisay? . . . pathan thay na sub, dhakka deney utar […]

18. Doctor, medicine & pathan

A doctor prescribes syrup three times daily, but a Pathan has a simpler objection than most patients would. Doctor: Ye syrup 2 spoon subha, 2 dopahar, 2 raat ko, 3 din tuk lena hay Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

19. Pathan darwaza open ker k washroom jata

Pathan always leaves the washroom door open; explains he suspects someone is watching him through the gap at the bottom. Aik pathan jub bhi wash room jata to darwaza khol kar jata. Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai

20. A pathan said to his friend

A Pathan self-roast about bathing habits — told with unintentional honesty. A pathan said to his friend: "mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai".

21. Pathan's wife bought sweater

Pathan's wife bought a Beautiful sweater for her husband... She sent it to him by parcel Along with a note ... That said "the buttons of d sweater r removed Since they were too heavy & added To the postage. U'll find 'em In d right hand pocket of the sweater"

22. 1 pathan airhostess se

Sardar tells the air hostess she looks just like his wife; she slaps him; he says: same habit too. 1 sardar airhostess se, "Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!" Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara.. sardar forun bola:"Adat bhi bohut milti hai"

23. Geo musharraf

Man accidentally grabs a live wire and nearly dies; a power cut saves him just in time and he shouts 'Geo Musharraf!' 1 admi ne ghalti se bijli ka tar cho lia, wo marne hi wala tha k usi waqt light chali gaye or wo marne se bach gia, us ne khushi se jhoom ker […]

24. MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

What's Marriage? . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense

25. Barish ki 1 1 boond

Roman Urdu SMS converting monsoon thunder, lightning, and raindrops into one collective message: go take a bath; Eid is months away. Suno Mehsoos karo Badal ki garaj Bijli ki chamak Barish ki ek ek boond Tumse Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai ? ? ? ? "NAHA LO" EID Bohut door hay :p

26. Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

A teacher asks a Pathan what a murderer is called, using the example of killing one's own father. Pathan's answer sidesteps the vocabulary entirely. Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ? Pathan: Pata nahi, Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay? Pathan: YATEEM

27. 1 subah memon ki biwi mar gaye

Memon's wife dies in the morning; he rushes to the kitchen and tells his daughter to cook one fewer breakfast. 1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay. Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

28. 14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?

A Pathan asks an elder a completely innocent question about Independence Day prayers — gets two slaps before anyone can clarify. 1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha, Buzrug ne 2 thapar laga diye 1 admi ne pathan se pocha, tumne kia bola tha..?? Pathan:Maine sirf pocha k 14 August ki namaz kahan ho […]

29. Mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

Power cut at night; husband asks wife to fan him. She refuses — if she fans him, the candle will go out. 1 night bijli chali gae... PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY: oye kam se kam pankha to chala day. BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat... pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

30. Smiling is infectious, u catch it like flu

Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu. when someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner, and someone saw my grin. when he smiled I realized. I'd passed it on to him! I thought about that smile, then I realized it's worth. a single smile just like […]

31. Khat mily ya na mily

A Pathan's wedding invitation includes an unusual clause for people who don't receive it in time. pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana. tum q nahi aye. 2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi 1st pathan: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

32. Door ka Bhai

A Pathan explains how he and someone are distant brothers — it turns out thirteen other siblings are the distance between them. Pathan : yeh mera door ka bhai hai.. Man: door ka me samjha nahii Pathan: es ke aur hamare darmiyan 13 behn bhai hein..

33. Beech road pe bus rok di

A policeman asks a Pathan why he stopped the bus in the middle of the road — the Pathan had a sign to follow. Policeman: tum ne Beech road pe bus q rok di ??? Pathan: hum sheher me Naya aya hay mgr Qanoon nahi torta, Wo samne dekho likha hy "bus stop" Tou hum […]