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  2. *Nice patriotic story*

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  3. ATM Jammed because of ...

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  5. Good / bad news after wife accident

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  6. Its your eid gift

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  10. Meri saadgi mera jurm hay

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  15. Dil majboor ho raha hay

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  16. Past year performance repeated.

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  17. Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain

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