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Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
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  1. Good / bad news after wife accident

    2. A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? […]

  2. A child after 3 month of marriage

    3. A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]

  3. Sardar going to shikaar

    4. Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

  4. Wazarat-e-bijli nay load shedding...

    5. Breaking news by Geo : Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam karnay ka elaan... " Sorry, Abhi itna he suna tha K light chali gai .

  5. Excellent & Positive Description of "Who is a MAN?"

    6. Who is a MAN? A man is a beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister. He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face. He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the lady he loves just […]

  6. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

    7. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

  7. Wife said I'm dying

    8. Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

  8. Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

    9. A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.

  9. Sardar on phone:

    10. Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

  10. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

    11. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

  11. Santa's sexy wife

    12. 2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

  12. 50% of sardars are not donkeys

    13. Newspaper Mein News Lugi K "50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys" The Sardars Protested. Next Day News Lagi K "50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys" The Sardars Celebrated.

  13. Husband at the bank

    14. Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

  14. Bachelor or Married again

    15. Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married […]

  15. I want my child to laugh

    16. Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

  16. Differentiate wife and mother

    17. Teacher: How Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"

  17. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

    18. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

  18. Iqbal tery dees ka kya haal sunnaun

    19. Iqbal tery dees ka kya haal sunnaun, Bebaqi_o_haq goi sy gabrata hai momin, Makkari_o_robahi py itrata hai momin, Jis rizq sy parwaz main kotahi ka dar ho, Woh rizq bary shoq se khata hai momin, Kirdar ka, guftar ka, aamal ka momin, Qaail nhi aisy kisi janjal ka momin, Sarhad ka hai momin koi punjab […]

  19. Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.

    20. Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

  20. Difference between wife & saali

    21. What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p

  21. Chemical symbols & sardar

    22. Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA

  22. A sardar goes to a restaurant

    23. A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?

  23. Sardar was busy removing a wheel

    24. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

  24. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

    25. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

  25. Is that a sun or moon

    26. A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..

  26. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

    27. Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

  27. Monkeys play football

    28. Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep. Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

  28. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

    29. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"

  29. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

    30. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.

  30. The report said, "DELIVERED"

    31. Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

  31. Sardar's Leave application

    32. Sardar's Leave application Dear Sir, My wife is ill. As there is no other Husband in the family to look after her, Kindly grant me leave for one day.

  32. Why did u shoot ur wife ?

    33. Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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