Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

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    2. Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

  2. A sardar goes to a restaurant

    3. A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?

  3. Same mobile phone chargers

    4. Life would be so much easier If everyone had the same mobile phone charger:-P

  4. My phone is like my lover...

    5. My phone is like my lover... It's the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to ever morning!

  5. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

    6. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

  6. Unfortunately, without my cell phone, I wouldn't

    7. Unfortunately, without my cellphone, I wouldn't 1. know what time it is 2. be able to solve a math question 3. know a single phone number 4. know the date 5. be able to text my friend when I'm at their house 6. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time 7. be able to […]

  7. Sardar's Leave application

    8. Sardar's Leave application Dear Sir, My wife is ill. As there is no other Husband in the family to look after her, Kindly grant me leave for one day.

  8. Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

    9. A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.

  9. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

    10. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

  10. Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.

    11. Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

  11. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

    12. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

  12. Chemical symbols & sardar

    13. Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA

  13. Sardar was busy removing a wheel

    14. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

  14. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

    15. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

  15. Nurse, Sardar and blood test

    16. NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

  16. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

    17. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.

  17. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

    18. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"

  18. Sardar Joined a new job

    19. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"

  19. Taxi driver to sardar

    20. Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

  20. 1st ever intelligent sardar.

    21. 1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)

  21. Sardar Bunks office

    22. Sardar Bunks office n goes to home. He saw his wife with his boss. He comes back running office and says, 'baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

  22. Examiner taking practical of sardar

    23. In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

  23. Sardar shopping early

    24. Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p

  24. Sardar made a call to the airport

    25. Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?" Receiptionist: "One second sir....". Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

  25. Sardar proposed a girl......

    26. Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.

  26. Sardar got job in a telenor call centre

    27. Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone.

  27. A sardar went to Pizza Hut

    28. A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

  28. Scientific formula of water by sardar

    29. Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

  29. Lawyer to sardar

    30. Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaye, ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

  30. A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house

    31. A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

  31. Sardar selected a short girl to marry

    32. Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P

  32. A sardar prays daily for 2 hours

    33. A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, "Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady." After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"

  33. Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?

    34. Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho? Friend : B.A. Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte‚¦