My phone is like my lover...

Misc SMS Jokes

My phone is like my lover...
It's the last thing I see at night,
and the first thing
I wake up to ever morning!

Related SMS

  1. Unfortunately, without my cell phone, I wouldn't

    2. Unfortunately, without my cellphone, I wouldn't 1. know what time it is 2. be able to solve a math question 3. know a single phone number 4. know the date 5. be able to text my friend when I'm at their house 6. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time 7. be able to […]

  2. Wondering what my Valentine lover

    3. Wondering what my Valentine lover Will give me on Valentine's day Will it be a trip abroad? Will it be money for me to hoard? Will it be a diamond ring? Will it be two lovebirds to happily sing? Will it be a brand new car? Will he reach up for the bewitching stars? No […]

  3. Stop Having Set “Qualifications” for lover

    4. Stop Having Set “Qualifications” For A LOVER, Being A Lover Isn’t A Job, And You re Not Hiring A Employee. And Yes, They Will Make Mistakes. Yes, They Will Be Different From What You Expected. They’re Human, And They Have No Idea What They Are Doing. But They Love You, And They Love Every Minute […]

  4. Same mobile phone chargers

    5. Life would be so much easier If everyone had the same mobile phone charger:-P

  5. Your friend, your lover

    6. To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.

  6. Define a True Music Lover?

    7. Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Keyhole is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

  7. Sardar on phone:

    8. Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

  8. Kini waryi phone kita per

    9. Punjabi joke SMS: Sheikh ignores calls because the ringtone he paid thirty rupees for is meant to entertain his father, not callers. MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya Sheikh: kion Chukhan , jerha main 30 Rupaiye thay kar gana luwaya aye, ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga

  9. Women's Day to Girl Friend / Lover

    10. Happy Women's Day to the one who has stolen my heart!

  10. Good Morning Sweety: Cute Messages for Her & Him

    11. A good morning text is often the first thing your sweety reads after waking up. Here are sweet good morning messages for her and for him, short ones for busy mornings, and Roman Urdu wishes. Good morning sweety messages for her Three words that can changeA woman's mood forAlmost an entire day:"Good Morning Sweety / […]

  11. Morning greetings doesn't

    12. Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

  12. A Silly Routine Morning Wish

    13. When I Wake Up In The Morning; The First Thing I Think About Is . . . . B.R.E.A.K.F.A.S.T =P Did U Consider It As A Silly Routine Morning Wish

  13. Love who treat u right

    14. Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don't. Good Morning

  14. I know nothing last forever

    15. I know nothing last forever and may be we wont always stay together. But I am glad every morning when I wake up, I still have you on my friends' list. Thank you very much For being my Friend. Good Morning

  15. Don't start your day with broken pieces

    16. A motivational morning message for someone who needs a fresh start. Good for Monday mornings especially. Don't start your day with the broken pieces of yesterday. Every day is a fresh start Each day is a new beginning. Every morning we wake up is the first day of our new life. ~ Good Morning ~

    17. Goodnight sms messages are usually sent as a good night greeting. some buddies like to send funny good night jokes. some prefer to send good night text messages in their native languages i.e urdu or hindi. And almost every lover is suppose to send a good night love sms or a sweet / romantic good […]

  17. A fantastic day 4 u

    18. A full-day blessing from a flowery morning through a peaceful night. Easy to send to anyone. Flowerful morning Colorful noon Joyful evening & Peaceful night !! Be happy It going to be A fantastic day 4 u

  18. Every morning u have two choices!

    19. For someone who needs a little push to get up and go. Two choices, one obvious answer. Every morning u have two choices! Continue your sleep with Dreaming. Or Wake up and Chase your Dreams Choice is yours! Good Morning

  19. Good Night Messages for a Busy Person (After a Long Day)

    20. When someone has been busy all day, they don't need a long message, just a kind one before they sleep. These good night texts are for a partner, friend or family member who worked late or had a tiring day. Good night messages for a busy person After the whole busy daySomeone nice is waiting […]

  20. Wake up with ur sweet memories

    21. "MORNING" is a good time to "REMEMBER all the sweet things & all sweet persons in your "LIFE so wake up with your "SWEET MEMORIES" !GOOD MORNING!

  21. How good it feels

    22. "You have no idea how good it feels to wake up every morning knowing you are mine and i am yours" Have a great day ahead

  22. Morning Voices in different countries

    23. A funny take on how people wake each other up around the world. The Pakistan line is the punchline. Morning Voices Uk: Hi dear USA:Good morning China Mehow Japan:Shanhow Italy:manichi India:Namastay France:sanchay in pakistan / India: uth baigharat, subah k 8 baj gaye hain

  23. 5 minutes of sleep left

    24. Everyone Has To Admit That The Most Depressing Moment Is When You Wake Up Early And Realize That You Only Have Five Minutes Of Sleep Left. Good Morning :)

  24. Good Morning and Happy New Year Wishes

    25. The first text you send on the first morning of the year sets the tone. Here are good morning and Happy New Year wishes for friends, family and the person you love, from sweet to sleepy-funny. Good morning and Happy New Year wishes for friends This is to conveymy warm Happy New Year greetingsfor you […]

  25. Good Night or good morning

    26. A clever Roman Urdu SMS that doubles as either a good night or a good morning greeting, with the reader deciding which one applies. X'cuse me, Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho aur sms parh rahe ho to "Good Night" Aur agar aap so gaye ho aur sms subah parho gay to phir "Good Morning"

  26. Subha se le kar sham tak

    27. Morning to night, night to morning — every time of day, the same complaint: load shedding has been going on forever. Subha se le kar sham tak, Sham se le ker raat tak, Raat se le kar subha tak, Subha se phir shaam tak . . . . . . . Bus yaar light ne […]

  27. A night hug warms the heart

    28. A night hug warms the heart, A night kiss brightens the day, and A good morning to start your day!

  28. R Is for Red, Red Is for Blood: Love Chain Messages

    29. This chain message has been passed around for years: each line picks up the last word of the one before until it lands on you. Here is our original, then new ones in the same style. R is for red, red is for blood R: is for red.RED: is for bloodBLOOD: is for heartHEART: is […]

  29. True friends are like mornings

    30. True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wake up tomorrow, next year and forever. Good Morning..!!

  30. Wake up with a smile

    31. It's Perfectly Legal To Kill Someone In Your Dreams, That's Why I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday Good Morning :-)

  31. To have a lovely life

    32. To have a lovely life; Either, one must have a True Lover Greater than All Friends, Or, One must have a True Friend who Really Cares More than a Lover...

  32. Ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun

    33. A flirty Roman Urdu good night asking for just one good night kiss on credit before the phone goes dark for the evening. Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun, tujse apni jaan mangta hun, tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliyem ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun

  33. Open ur tinky minky eyes

    34. Open ur tinky minky eyes, stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY Good Morning