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Unfortunately, without my cell phone, I wouldn't
Unfortunately, without my cellphone, I wouldn't
1. know what time it is
2. be able to solve a math question
3. know a single phone number
4. know the date
5. be able to text my friend when I'm at their house
6. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time
7. be able to wake up from an alarm in the morning
8. find my way in the dark.
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My phone is like my lover... It's the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to ever morning!
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1st friend: Bro can i use your phone to call my girlfirned? . . . 2nd friend: Yeah sure, just hit redial
Every morning u have two choices! Continue your sleep with Dreaming. Or Wake up and Chase your Dreams Choice is yours! Good Morning
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don't. Good Morning
Don't start your day with the broken pieces of yesterday. Every day is a fresh start Each day is a new beginning. Every morning we wake up is the first day of our new life. ~ Good Morning ~
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For a nice friend "nice morning".. For a sweet friend "sweet morning" For a loving friend "lovely morning" For a Good friend "good morning"
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We have very nice and decent good morning sms messages & good morning quote sms collection here. Pick a message you like most and text it to your friends for greeting / wishing them to have a beautiful good morning & the whole day.
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True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wake up tomorrow, next year and forever. Good Morning..!!
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Open ur tinky minky eyes, stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY Good Morning