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1. Far sighting of an old man

Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench. A young boy came to him and asked the time. Old man refused to tell the time. Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again. Boy asked the reason? Old man said if i tell you the time, […]

2. Principal shock, student rocks

Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off...! STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE" Principal shock...! Student rocks....! B-)

3. A kiss...

A KISS ... Can Be A Comma (,) A Question Mark (?) Or An Exclamation Point (!) ... That's Basic Spelling That Every Woman Ought To Know

4. Why Life Introduced

I can't find a reason why Life Introduced Me to You.. But that's not the question. Question is: How life knew that I needed a lovely one like you???

5. To have a lovely life

To have a lovely life; Either, one must have a True Lover Greater than All Friends, Or, One must have a True Friend who Really Cares More than a Lover...

6. Sitting on the top of mountain

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

7. I am teaching history.

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked,"Anything new at work? He replied, No, I am teaching history.

8. Reason for everything

There is always a reason 4 everything A reason 2 live A reason 2 die A reason 2 cry, But if u can€™t find a reason to smile Can I be the reason 4 a while:)

9. Height of coolness

Height of coolness: 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands.... 1st guy:which paper was it? 2nd guy:I think maths...... 1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper? 2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>

10. Height of confidence

Height of confidence Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane. After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students. All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one. People asked him the reason He said,"If it's made by my students it will not […]

11. Modern definition of will power

Question: What Is Will-Power? Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification, 20 msg & 30 Friend Reqeust on facebook, And Still You Click . . . . . LOGOUT

12. Why should I ?

A Question Asked In A Talent Test If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters, How Would You Recognize Your Wife? The Answer Came: "Why Should I ? :-P

13. Your friend, your lover

To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.

14. There is "lie" in believe ....

There is "lie" in believe "over" in lover "end" in friend "Us" in trust "ex" in next and "if" in life.

15. Life is beautiful, meant2me?

If anyone ever asked me what the statement 'life is beautiful' meant to me, I'd just put my arm around your shoulder, hold you close to me & say '' This is it."

16. Wondering what my Valentine lover

Wondering what my Valentine lover Will give me on Valentine's day Will it be a trip abroad? Will it be money for me to hoard? Will it be a diamond ring? Will it be two lovebirds to happily sing? Will it be a brand new car? Will he reach up for the bewitching stars? No […]

17. Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?

Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess‚¦ Guess . . . Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

18. To the best wife ... Happy New Year

Happy New Year! To The Best, Wife, Mother, Lover And Friend. I Love You Honey And Don't You Ever Forget It.

19. Birthday defined by a philospher

Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC. Define Birthday! Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried & your mother was Smiling..!

20. Why do men chase women?

Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.

21. You are the reason why I have sleepless nights.

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can't sleep without saying goodnight.

22. It is not yours

Avoiding something doesn't always mean that u hate it.. It could also mean that u want it, but u just know that it isn't urs.. :(

23. No chip chip / no chik chik

DAD:dear son,why yor sister sitting so silent SON:Nothing dad sister asked lipstik, but i gave fevistik. No chip chip no chik chik

24. Stop Having Set “Qualifications” for lover

Stop Having Set “Qualifications” For A LOVER, Being A Lover Isn’t A Job, And You re Not Hiring A Employee. And Yes, They Will Make Mistakes. Yes, They Will Be Different From What You Expected. They’re Human, And They Have No Idea What They Are Doing. But They Love You, And They Love Every Minute […]

25. Unfortunately, without my cell phone, I wouldn't

Unfortunately, without my cellphone, I wouldn't 1. know what time it is 2. be able to solve a math question 3. know a single phone number 4. know the date 5. be able to text my friend when I'm at their house 6. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time 7. be able to […]

26. Who is she

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend Friend Asked : Who Is She? Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D

27. Why do we close our Eyes

Why do we close our Eyes When we Pray When we Cry When we Dream When we Kiss Because the Most BEAUTIFUL thing in life are not seen. But felt by the heart! DEFINITELY U,My Friend:) !

28. Good time we spent

Thinking of you and the good times we spent make me smile! Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart.

29. Funny interview questions about IQ

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 499 Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into […]

30. Disappointment and expectation

Don't Blame People For Disappointing You Blame Yourself For Expecting Too Much From Them..!!

31. Life is 5 star

Life is 5 star Mother is top star Father is king star Teacher is Ultimate star Lover is action star But A friend is the REAL STAR

32. Love is when

Love is when you find someone you can really be yourself with. That you can share anything with, like a best friend. It’s when you can’t even imagine what your life would be like without that person. When words don’t even come close to how you really feel, and even though it doesn’t make sense […]

33. Special place to your friends

Friend is one who tolerates your worst MOOD, Manages to smile on your idiot JOKE, Tries to understand your craziest DREAM, And knows the biggest reason behind your smallest TEAR. so always give special place to your friends in your heart.:-)