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Sitting on the top of mountain
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a person asked what he was doing....
He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
- Mountain not higher than your confidence
- Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller
- As the mountain high
- I was sitting on daddy's lap.
- A girl & boy were sitting alone
- Lovers sitting in a park
- Fatman sitting in a train cabin
- sitting at the table
- A sardar went to Pizza Hut
- Sardar filed an application 4 divorce
- A child after 3 month of marriage
- MONTHS After They Broke Up
- What is a grownup joke?
- I am teaching history.
- Sardar made a call to the airport
- Usama asked Kajol
- Girl falling from 80th floor
- Far sighting of an old man
- Sardar Joined a new job
- Sardar was wearing mosquito net
- Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?
- What if I cheat you?
- My nights are going sleepless
- Why do muslim covers females?
- 1st ever intelligent sardar.
- What is dream ?
- Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
- I knocked at HEAVENS door
- Positive thought
- Some one asked about my past
- The most cruel & wicked guy on earth
- Let your aim be better than before
- No 1 will touch ur mom
Small but value added message..!! 'A Mountain is not higher than ur confidence.. because it will be under ur feet, if you reach the top!'
Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck
As the mountain high, U move without sigh; like the white linen flair, Purity is always an affair; As sunshine creates morning glory, fragrance fills years as flory; with the immaculate eternal smile, attached to u mile after mile; All darkness is far away, As light is on its way; Wish all of u a […]
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don€™t worry darling €I am already married€.:p
A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner, unless you eat some of what's on that plate. Being in America doesn't make you an American. Being born in America doesn't make you an American... proud it where ever you from....
A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]
MONTHS After They Broke Up, He asked her: If he ever crossed her mind? She replied with: "You Never Left It" She asked him: If he still loved her? He replied with: "I never stopped"
A sardarji's boy asked his dad: What is a grownup joke? Sardar ji replied: any joke which is eighteen years old
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked,"Anything new at work? He replied, No, I am teaching history.
Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?" Receiptionist: "One second sir....". Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
Usama asked Kajol,"hows ur life?" She replied,"kabhi khushi kabhi ghum." Then Kajol asked Usama,"what abt U?" He replied,"kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB."
A girl Fell Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her... will u hug me...? She replied.., offcourse not... he dropped her. ........... she was caught on 30th floor by another boy.... He asked her, will u kiss me..? no not at all, she replied he dropped her too.. […]
Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench. A young boy came to him and asked the time. Old man refused to tell the time. Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again. Boy asked the reason? Old man said if i tell you the time, […]
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket why? ? ? ? Saradar replied O jis wich machar nai war sakda goli kithon lange gi
Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho? Friend : B.A. Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte‚¦
Once A Boy Asked His Girlfriend "What Would You Do If I Cheat On You ??" Then The Girl Replied, "Trusting You Is My Decision And Proving Me Right Is your Choice"!
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?‚ GOD replied, “no dear, result is near‚
A Christian Guy Asked a Muslim Guy: Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair? The Muslim Guy Smiled & Took Out 2 Sweets, He Opened One & Kept The Other One Wrapped. He Threw Them Both On The Dusty Floor & Asked The Christian: Now If I Ask You To Take One […]
1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)
An 0utstanding Answer By A Child When Asked, "What is DREAM..?" He Replied: "Where There Is No Price Tags 0n The Toys Which I Love n Like The Most..." =)
In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
I knocked at HEAVENS door GOD asked" What is your wish of today?" I said " Plz protect love and BLESS the one reading this message" GOD smiled and replied " GRANTED "
A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. . . . Dad asked: "how did u feel?" . . . It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me" Moral: Take evrything positively
Some one asked about my past I replied - SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4. HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8. EXAM: Juan has 4 apples, His train is 7 minutes early, Calculate the suns mass :D
Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai?
A.r rehman was asked at his award function: "which is your best music?" he replied, "my next music" so let ur aim be better than before.
A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS. He replied: "So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom"