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1. A girl's status at facebook

A Facebook status about refusing an iPhone deal — posted from an iPhone. A girl's status at fb: Weird day A guy came up to me & told me he'd give me an iphone if i sleep with him. How ridiculous . . . Updated via iphone

2. I wrote your name on my heart

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.

3. New Year Captions & WhatsApp Status Lines

Short New Year captions for Instagram posts, WhatsApp status and Facebook photos, sorted by the kind of picture you are posting. Every line is under 90 characters, so it fits a status without getting cut off. New Year captions for midnight and fireworks photos Midnight, fireworks and a fresh start. The sky lit up and […]

4. Life is much like facebook

Life is much like facebook People will like ur problems n comment But no one gonna solve them Because Everybody seems so busy in updating their own status

5. Life of girl vs boys as compare to facebook

Dear Guys, May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-D Dear Girls, May your life not be as bad as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-P

6. Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook

Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook 1.Upload a new profile pic 2.Wait for everyone & I mean almost everyone to like and or comment "cute,"cho..chweet","awww","awesome" etc.. 3.Be happy... 4.Respond to every comment and like INDIVIDUALLY 5.Be happy again!!! 6.Goto step 1. :p

7. Never conclude a person by his present status

Never conclude a person by his present status because time has the great power to change a useless coal into a valuable diamond.

8. Until facebook

I Hadn't Realized Until Facebook That Most Of My Friends Are Farmers, Gangsters 0r Cooks

9. It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

Sunglasses: Allowing You To Stare At People Without Getting Caught. It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

10. Picture on driving license and facebook

Funny Truth- No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture, nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)

11. Want to make money through facebook?

Wanna make money through Facebook...?? Go to: Account-> account settings-> and click on De-activate your Account than Start Working...!! Lolz :-P

12. When a girl on facebook

When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She’s Lost In […]

13. Enlarged version of *BOYS**

Dear GIRLS...! When a guy adds u on facebook it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband... That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!... And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status.. he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ... When […]

14. Ek shayr doctor ki zubani:

A doctor writes a verse about the awkward reality of working at the same hospital as his wife — he's required to call her 'Sister.' Ek sher doctor ki zubani: Hoon main doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse wahan, Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai, mujhe apni wife ko "SISTER" kehna parh raha

15. Please bike taze na chalao

Wife tells Sardar to slow the bike because she's scared; he says if she's scared she can just close her eyes like he already has. Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P

16. Labon ko aisa jaam chahiye

Na gulfaam chahiye,Na salaam chahiye, Na mubarak ka koi paighaam chahiye, Jisko pee ker hosh urr jayain, Labon ko aisa jaam chahiye....

17. If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

18. Kuttey nay kaat liya tha

A husband carrying his wife's coffin explains a dog bit her; the long queue of men behind him are all waiting to borrow that dog. Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha. Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi, Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab howa […]

19. Wow! itni lambi celebration

A wife points out a man still drinking who she once refused — her husband's single-word reaction reframes the whole ten years in an instant. Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k liye inkaar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay! Husband: Wow! itni […]

20. Keh sakain jise hum dil se apna

Kab maine kaha ki Chandi aur Sona chahiye, Bas aap ke dil mein ek chota sa kona chahiye, Keh sakain jise hum dil se apna, Aisa bhi to koi dost hona chahiye.

21. Dhadkan ke liye dil chahiye

Roman Urdu SMS tracing a chain — heartbeat to love to joy to friendship — ending at the simple need for the recipient. Dhadkan ke liye dil chahiye, Dil ke liye pyaar chahiye, Pyaar ke liye khushi chahiye, Khushi ke liye YAAR chahiye, aur YAARke liye.. aap hona.

22. Cricket match, Wife and husband

A husband picks the worst moment to ask his wife how he looks — right as a batsman hits a six on television. Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, "DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi' CHAKKAAAA!!!

23. Meri qismat zardari jaisi kahan?

A wife accuses her husband of wanting her dead for her belongings — and he denies it, citing far worse luck than Zardari's. Wife : Tum tou chahty ho k main mar jaon aur meri tamam cheezai'n tumhari ho jaye'n ... Husband : Meri kismat ZARDARI jesi kahan???

24. Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye

Opens with motivational advice about courage and smiling through hard times, then pivots to a hygiene joke at the recipient's expense. Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt main muskurana chahiye... Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

25. Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro

Last wishes SMS: no Taj Mahal needed, just bury the sender and build a girls hostel over the grave. Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ........ Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ........... bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena...

26. Mehangi chiz on birthday

A wife asks to be taken somewhere to buy something expensive for her birthday — and the husband fulfills the request precisely. Wife:Bht pyar sey "Suniye! aj meri birthday ha, Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz" Hsbnd: Chalo Tm Tayyar Ho Jao, "Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy".

27. Aapki DOSTI Ki ek Nazar Chahiye

Aapki DOSTI Ki ek Nazar Chahiye, Dil hai bay ghar use ek ghar Chahiye, Bas yun hi SAATH chalte raho ae DOST, Ye DOSTI humain UMARBHAR Chahiye...!!

28. Her hal mein ALLAH per bharosa

Roman Urdu message explaining that whether Allah accepts, delays, or withholds a dua, each response is a form of care for the believer. Reassuring tone. Agar ALLAH apki dua qabool kerle, To iska matlab he k WO APKA iman mazboot ker raha he, Agar thori der se kare to Aap k SABAR ko Barha raha […]

29. Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye

Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye, Aansu rokne ke liye muskan chahiye, Zinda rehne ke liye zindagi chahiye, Aur zindagi jine ke liye aap chahiya.

30. Can a kangaroo jump higher than ...

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

31. 1 line main bol biwi chahiye

Sardar lists every possible life problem for God to send him — God interrupts and tells him to just say he wants a wife. Sardar: bhagwan mujhey dard day dukh day tension day mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan: abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

32. Passwords of computer

Fact of Life... Only 1% of the girls become wife of their lovers, the remaining become passwords on the computer! :-)

33. A line on a Husband's T shirt

A line written on a Husband's T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..:-P